The Official Ryan vs. Ricardo Masturbatiathon

[El Chapo]

I can make those asscheeks fart, Ryan. Are you sure "I'M" not the one that's ready?

[abiona]

Lmao.. I think this sitcom would murder a network.
Especially because Ric would have cheating issues.
He'd be fucking men and women.. which drives Ryan crazy.

bwahahahaha. Yessssssss

[Ryan]

I can make those asscheeks fart, Ryan.

FKDgjdfklgjdkjgkjhkjh;jgh

[Ryan]

lmaoo *air high five* You must have never seen the butt pic Ryan posted though. Mix the look of it, with the way he eats, and these polluted fish he always catches, his poop chute is a bio-hazard. You'd probably get a ring of dick cancer and become a leper. You'd feel his heart beating from inside his closeted gay hole, as he excitedly lives out his life's fantasy.

ah man ryan is gay!

Lmaooo you saw that pic? I thought I deleted it before anyone saw.

*dead*

I think that was in EO, though.. so Ric wouldn't have known about it.

[Bongkers]

Mix the look of it, with the way he eats, and these polluted fish he always catches, his poop chute is a bio-hazard. You'd probably get a ring of dick cancer and become a leper.

LMFAO x 10000