The Official Ryan vs. Ricardo Masturbatiathon

[Ryan]

On a boat.. fishing. Nursing my raw dick back to life.

[abiona]

Were you really fishing?

[◄Patʁone►]

Just because it's small doesn't mean it's not there..

And lol @ Wise bein' a sourpuss. Sorry you couldn't join in the festivities, bro. But this was Ryan/Ricardo bonding time.

*gives Ric daps with my wackin' hand*

lmfao.. that is some gay shit.
But I can't bag on a man coming out of the closet.
You knuckleheads can share a bed when you get here.
Just put a pillow behind the head board.. and turn the
tv up so I can't hear you fuckers moaning.
Na, fuck that.. no gay sex in my pad.
Theres a Super 8 up the street, go fuck yourselfs there.

[Ryan]

Yup. I caught this ugly muh'fucka..

[◄Patʁone►]

I have pubic hairs bigger then that thing.
Or is that the bait to catch the real fish?

[Toobs]

that tattoo looks like its surrounded by a contagious rash....

[Ryan]

I have pubic hairs bigger then that thing.
Or is that the bait to catch the real fish?

That's a bullhead fool. Those fuckers are usually only like 4 inches long.. at least around here. This one was like 10+. That's big for those.. even though they're piece of shit bottom feeders and I wasn't trying to catch one..

that tattoo looks like its surrounded by a contagious rash....

Yup. The Ginger Rash.

[abiona]

That's an ugly fish.

And lmao @ Ric and Ryan humping on the other side of Patrone's bedroom wall.

Ric and Ryan.... sounds so cute together!

[◄Patʁone►]

o0o0o we could get rich abi.
Make a sitcom out of these muhfuckas!

[Ryan]

Ric wouldn't be able to handle me if I was gay. S'all there is to it.

And fuck that shit, Patrone. If I fuck anyone in your house, it's going to be that sexy neighbor of yours. Not Ricardo. He'd get all emotional after and want to cuddle..

*shudders*

[Soule]

i refuse to watch a gay ginger talk dirty to a gay ricardo on tv.

[abiona]

o0o0o we could get rich abi.
Make a sitcom out of these muhfuckas!

Let's do it. I want that $$$$

[◄Patʁone►]

Ric could be the latin Charlie Sheen and Ryan could be.. well... Richard Simmons
They meet at a Jamba Juice, where they immediately hit it off.
Ric isn't gay yet.. he's just an outgoing college grad.
Ryan see's this, portrays the feminin straight guy.
He plans every move, eventually gaining Ric's trust.
Eventually Ric runs into financial troubles.
He was caught beating his chicken at work.. six times.. and terminated.
Ryan opens up and welcomes Ric into his home.
Over a period of time they live together.
Ryan continuously spikes Ric's drinks every other night but
Ric somehow eludes him and has a habit of locking his bedroom door at night.
The physical touching increases over time, they get more comfortable with
eachother. After a long night of drugs and a lot of sexual tension from strip
club hopping they come home in a taxi.. wasted out of their minds and get
it on like donkey kong until the entire apt building smells like ripped anus.
They become a couple, dependant on eachother but they begin to not get
along with eachother.. they are madly in love but can't stand eachother.
This is where our plot begins..

WE CAN GO 10 SEASONS!!!

[abiona]

Perfect!

[◄Patʁone►]

Lmao.. I think this sitcom would murder a network.
Especially because Ric would have cheating issues.
He'd be fucking men and women.. which drives Ryan crazy.