Don't say that name out loud or the current wave of lounge gremlins will descend upon us like people who were irrationally trying to piss you off used to say shit about wheelchairs, a crowd of which I do not wish to be associated with (either crowd, the wheelchair spamming morons or the current lounge morons).
Damn shame what happened to the lounge, it's looking like a well paid advertisement to the potential benefits of a lobotomy.
Suffice to say, you may be able to infer I may be someone who was known for being perpetually drunk.