First off gotta acknowledge I've been slacking in keeping the threads free of spam posts so my bad for that.
Top 5 punches of the week (In no particular order)
Zunto
Eye’s past his prime, even started the league on a losing streak
So why blast the 9? We’re already left w/ a shell of what you used to be
Blas
Put the heavy metal to his head like his bands name then I'll start letting the tec blow
I'm a super spartan, so vs Slayer? It's GAME OVER & always ends with him getting a halo
MV
Gave ya bitch a tech, yelled at the hoe to suck me after she makes u her ex
No debating, “I asked Utah choose me Orem”, so she had us both squirting from the neck
Wordz AhGod.
I've bombed on u brutally while dropping ur eulogy, this shit is not new to me
body cold n slumpt, ur fam'll hear 21 guns.. as I give son the metal of honor posthumously.
Exalted.
Close range w/ the glock 19 - run & shoot 'em up clean I'm quick to move on my feet
Soon as I see Oura Ring til there's no pulse....they'll be nothing to track after I put him to sleep
I didn't catch Plethora's bar & have Exalted in the top 5 so logically it should also be in here. I get the "ex turn all hard" bit it's the rest of it I'm missing.
Plethora
porn & erection.. its even in ur jacob homo portrait selection
so i know that made External Hard,Drive him crazy once he formed that connection
Departures
The egg was finally relieved of his life on the forum. It's been a long time coming || and if anything it was more of a "putting him out of his misery" situation than anything else. The time he spent turning everything into various abstract homosexual scenarios must have hindered his life off the site. He had the approach of "throw shit at a wall and eventually some will stick", a lot of it didn't but when it did it was great. RIP.
Lay Doubt. has shown how taking other people's opinions as meaningful can negatively impact one's ego, but also why showing any sign of being slightly emotional on a battle forum can have profound consequences. Credit where it's due, he's had some solid bars this season & the "L evaded" wordplay he dropped was used by Murda Mook at the weekend. If he was more cold and dead inside he may have persisted, but it was not to be. At least everyone hasn't berated him relentlessly for speaking his mind on his losses.
Lady Poet has left after being exposed for failing to hold my dick correctly. Fair play for showing up every time, voting & never complaining about losing, hopefully she'll return in the future with renewed vigour and hand strength.
Quotes of the week
I think it's between R O A & Zunto this week. R O A savagely went at Lay, requiring few words for it to be super effective & Zunto posted an expertly crafted response to Blas.
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R O A
Do you think "shockingly bad" showcased those twenty years?Originally Posted by Lay Doubt.
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Zunto
Fuck u want me to say
Oh yeah great job fagit Lars I always knew you had it in u to use your loser faggity doxing skills to tactfully find someone’s Reddit name which is literally the same exact name as the RB name but yeah haha super good detective work. Wonder how someone could accomplish that.
How bout stfu Blas
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Wordz AhGod.
I feel that, I've never cared personally cos I try a lot of weird shit
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Spree
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All Seeing Eye
Think Blas meant skilled writing sick ass bars, not pleasuring three guys at once while the guy you were "going steady" with watches from the door while drinking a slightly flat can of Sprite to wash out the taste of cous cous that you made him twenty minutes prior.
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MV
dont listen to him Lay, Bags is a politician and an advocate for gay minorities on this site. You were definitely getting your ass handed to you, got emotional and threw in the towel.
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Slayerr.
Exactly this, there’s a whole generation of people who think Taylor swift is the most talented musician of all time, doesn’t make them right. Although saying that her bars do hit harder than LD’s
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Pause of the week
This is unquestionably the most prestigious accolade attainable in hip hop. Some weeks don't even have pauses documented, but this one is up there with Cortez' "I had to learn how to pop myself" @17:00
Congratulations to Baron Mynd, we all knew what you meant & in fairness you acknowledged the missing apostrophe. Maybe it was the bar equivalent of a Freudian slip & love is in the air, only time will tell if Wordz chooses a reciprocated response or a reciprocating saw to cut you down. Either way here it is:
So there we go. We're finishing up with Blas' predictions for this weeks matches in the newly named section...
Bags has the mag this week but you know I still had to come in with my takes on the battles this week. It's your boy blas with the BLAS DAT ASS PREDICTION CORNER, all the opinions you wanted from your least favorite netcees textcee.. lets get right into it you degenerates.
Ion Metatron vs Wordz AhGod.
It's very simple here, I have wordz taking this one. I have seen some stuff I found solid from him recently with some good double meaning attempts and the way I enjoy bars being set up. Ion has ok structuring but sometimes it comes off rushed and a bit too simple for my taste, that being said, I appreciate the drops. Wordz takes this one pretty firmly but I wouldn't mind a surprise upset since I HATE the guy (kidding)
MV vs FaQEyeReddit
MV has been dropping some fire recently in the cypher thread, I sometimes do find him kinda hit or miss because he is a man who enjoys an outlandish concept, not to say that I hate that though I RESPECT it. Can come with some good wordplay too which I also appreciate. FaQ almost signed out this week and is MIA in vacation mode (and dearly missed) so I don't see him dropping anything crazy but I hope he proves me wrong, going MV here either way.
Exalted. vs Bag Mandela
Exalted is the cookie cutter version of what you should be if you want to write a solid text bar. Rarely misses, always makes it simple enough for people to understand and appreciate yet complex enough to get hype over.. so you may be asking, why bags? When bags tries he is simply that guy, some of the best concepts/wordplay when effort is put and is a very hard man to beat. I have bags here but nothing is impossible, exalted is very skilled.
Slayerr. vs Desmond Hume
Wild take but after what I saw from slayer last week I have the UPSET MATCH OF THE WEEK occuring here (sponsored by red bull & doritos).. Desmond has been amping up and only getting better over time where slayer feels like he's kind of getting bored.. hopefully this gives him the fire to BRING IT this week.
Zunto vs Blas
If he shows up, he will still have to write something very dope because I will not be taking him lightly, I think he has noshowed vs me twice already so I hope I'm pleasantly surprised and he writes something that can make it close for entertainment sake. Only way I lose this one is if wordz has 15 alt accounts.
R A O vs Plethora
Haven't seen anything from RAO yet or know of his alias's but if he writes something dope he could hypothetically win. That being said Pleth has been consistently dope in the league this season and I don't see him losing to anyone for the time being.
PSA: Vote up faggots. That is all, love you
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