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Thread: === $50 Jokes Cypher ===

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    Re: === $50 Jokes Cypher ===

    lmao Lay Doubt is the dumbest. “been a real one,”? bruh we clowning you for it
    I’m dropping FAQ’s. you just cried about votes then signed out like a bitch when you couldn’t

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    lmao I’ve never known top tiers to drop tears. bitch you and me nothing alike
    if there were any doubts in my stomach it’s cuz id eat this pussy motherfucker alive
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    Re: === $50 Jokes Cypher ===

    This lame’s a sucka his chick is mine.. & I could bang his mother anytime
    They were both begging me for the D, MV. I told em take a number & get in line
    I see Wordz going still, me n ya hoe might chill cuz her throat’s quite skilled
    That freak of a bitch gives me top on demand like the roof at Globe Life Field
    Last edited by Lay Doubt.; Yesterday at 03:14 AM
    Been a real one.

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    Re: === $50 Jokes Cypher ===

    Quote Originally Posted by Lay Doubt. View Post
    This lame’s a sucka his chick is mine.. & I could bang his mother anytime
    They were both *begging* me for the D, MV. I told em take a number & get in line

    I see Wordz going still, me n ya hoe might chill cuz her throat’s quite skilled
    That freak of a bitch gives me top on demand like the roof at Globe Life Field
    DAMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
    He’s playing craps, this battles a gamble w/ bad odds & u’ll need the dumbest luck
    Cuz vs me, at best he’s rolling the dice & when I shoot the 7 his NUMBERS UP

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    Re: === $50 Jokes Cypher ===

    Quote Originally Posted by Lay Doubt. View Post
    And see, this is the exact shit I was talking about earlier. Simply because my username says “Lay Doubt.” and his says “FaQEyeReddit” then the bars get judged on some kind of bullshit curve? Nah, that’s trash. If we had dropped the opposite bars, there is ZERO doubt in my mind the first four votes would have all came in 4-0 in favor of him with my bar.

    I wrote what I needed to in order produce the better overall text battle punch in a vacuum. It shouldn’t matter what my username is.

    Lastly - the set up should matter, the wording should matter, how someone executes the actual punch should matter. A parentheses explanation should damn near be immediate grounds for a vote against someone, and I’m not even joking.

    At the end of the day, there should be no reality where voters in a league on this site should legitimately believe the punch he dropped was better than the one I did.

    “What happened to the game I love?” Mark Jackson meme.
    Half-wit faggot you are passive and lame if you were actually flame you wouldnt have to explain
    sign in, rematch go again it would happen the same, the only reason you feel wronged is cuz Faqz is to blame
    you gay and a has-been, hoorah ill just get paid in your absence,
    "it would be 4-0 for reddit?! Its okay he can have it!!"
    lay turned to lie, now he all mad the siutation is past tense

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blas View Post
    DAMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
    see your face cough n spit, you aint going no where ill hawk your shit
    for you too really take off you gonna have to get Blas-off your dick
    Last edited by MV; Yesterday at 03:29 AM

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    Re: === $50 Jokes Cypher ===

    Quote Originally Posted by Baron Mynd View Post
    lmao Lay Doubt is the dumbest. “been a real one,”? bruh we clowning you for it
    I’m dropping FAQ’s. you just cried about votes then signed out like a bitch when you couldn’t

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    lmao I’ve never known top tiers to drop tears. bitch you and me nothing alike
    if there were any doubts in my stomach it’s cuz id eat this pussy motherfucker alive
    Now BM wanna gang up with dudes in the cypher like this goof’s any tighter
    Fitting you’d jump in, when dawg piles of shit is all you’ve ever produced as a writer
    Fly to ya home & put the nine to ya dome cuz I’m violent with chrome
    Even if I tried to say no.. mannn, this Glock likes to have a Mynd of its own
    Last edited by Lay Doubt.; Yesterday at 03:59 AM
    Been a real one.

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    Re: === $50 Jokes Cypher ===

    Quote Originally Posted by MV View Post
    Half-wit faggot you are passive and lame if you were actually flame you wouldnt have to explain
    sign in, rematch go again it would happen the same, the only reason you feel wronged is cuz Faqz is to blame
    you gay and a has-been, hoorah ill just get paid in your absence,
    "it would be 4-0 for reddit?! Its okay he can have it!!"
    lay turned to lie, now he all mad the siutation is past tense

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    see your face cough n spit, you aint going no where ill hawk your shit
    for you too really take off you gonna have to get Blas-off your dick
    lmao I’m a neck snapper. your garbled nonsensical bars are real headscratchers
    you type like an infinite amount of monkeys had an infinite amount of typewriters, and were godawful text battlers

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    Re: === $50 Jokes Cypher ===

    Quote Originally Posted by Blas View Post
    DAMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
    Low key if that shit don’t win for the funniest bar then idk lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by MV View Post
    you gay and a has-been, hoorah ill just get paid in your absence,
    "it would be 4-0 for reddit?! Its okay he can have it!!"
    lay turned to lie, now he all mad the siutation is past tense
    This was cool. For some reason I read it in The Saurus’ voice and flow lol.

    I gotta go to fuckin bed bruh it’s 3am. Fun shit tho.
    Been a real one.

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    Re: === $50 Jokes Cypher ===

    Quote Originally Posted by Baron Mynd View Post
    lmao I’m a neck snapper. your garbled nonsensical bars are real headscratchers
    you type like an infinite amount of monkeys had an infinite amount of typewriters, and were godawful text battlers
    Baron ur retarded its not hard to read, but try ingesting DMT and 12 tabs of PCP
    Those things get you drug harder than thinking ur in the same league as me
    bitch pray or u going to sleep
    Lay used D,MV hhaha bitch you still on EBT, back up 3 feet or you gonna need an EMT
    i aim, bang~ Open Mynd on the same plane as Easy-E, now you can see the point, God like CP3

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    Re: === $50 Jokes Cypher ===

    Quote Originally Posted by Lay Doubt. View Post
    Now BM wanna gang up with dudes in the cypher like this goof’s any tighter
    Fitting you’d jump in, when dawg piles of shit is all you’ve ever produced as a writer
    Fly to ya home & put the nine to ya dome cuz I’m violent with chrome
    Even if I tried to say no.. mannn, this Glock likes to have a Mynd of its own
    lmao this faggot is homotional. quit before his battle even closed
    my mom ain’t raise a quitter. but i will, only with both hands wrapped around your throat

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    Re: === $50 Jokes Cypher ===

    lmao MV a lame, i’ll take clean living over these symptoms addicts tend to display
    this guys so drug addled Colombian Mules take a backseat to what littles left of your brain
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    Re: === $50 Jokes Cypher ===

    Quitting early?
    My dude made a movement, why stay and play when you don’t want to make improvements
    You not just stupid it’s hella prudent, when I’m trying to get a Fresh start but Lay beat me to it

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    Re: === $50 Jokes Cypher ===

    Fresh is a groyper
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    Re: === $50 Jokes Cypher ===

    Quote Originally Posted by Baron Mynd View Post
    lmao MV a lame, i’ll take clean living over these symptoms addicts tend to display
    this guys so drug addled Colombian Mules take a backseat to what littles left of your brain
    You don’t want drugs that is fine, hollow tips for the clip I’ll jam inside
    Perhaps Russian roulette to pass the time,
    now ur curiosity over everything n I was just trying to expand ya mynd

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    Re: === $50 Jokes Cypher ===

    lmao is English like your eightieth language? I can’t understand a word you saying you faggot
    I don’t need to expand my mind no more. every time i fuck your moms, she makes me a sandwich

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    Re: === $50 Jokes Cypher ===

    In what backwoods podunk town does faggot and sandwich rhyme? U r asinine but I give your moms ass a nine
    I speak English Spanish German and Thai half the time
    the other half I utter under my breath like your moms tits before she has a ride
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