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[TheShaman]

I've got more style than Flaubert when I write with the flair of Francois de Voltaire to define modern life like Charles Baudelaire.
You're still reading Byron? That's rare. Are you a Vicodin heir reclined in a chair or a child that's in care by a Chinese au pair?
Or a 19th century pirate with sight that's impaired? Guess that's why you get scared when brothers Wright out of thin air.
And that's a nice try, but I ain't a Marxist, mon frere. Why, do you ask? Cuz I ain't on oxy, moron. That's why I own shares.

[EyeDealIstic]

I've got desires and needs only the throbbing member of another man can satisfy

You're a vegan except for your hunger for guys gravies,
no maybes and no, you cannot bear babies.

Stop asking to be impregnated, your needs are fabricated.
You're going to sass until your derriere is desecrated.

You firmly believe the solution to your problems are throbbers.
You steal semen samples at a clinic and call yourself bank robber.

You dont pick up his calls unless he is offering sex.
You lost your posterior virginity like you lose battles of word, mind, and text.


Post Script Prediction- @TheShaman will reply with something effeminate and pointless, guaranteed.

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Post Script Prediction- @TheShaman will only be able to comfort himself with several nude sailors.