Ransom Writers Chat

[Jack Hallows]

nah beeeeitch i’m talking specifically about RW, not that bullshit ass LLL battle where my keystyle got edited by a mod so son could drop the best 10 lines he’s ever written in his life, full of Jack flips that got played out in 2002 lmao. smh

& pfffft.. only things white about me are my teeth, my ejaculate & my accent when i get pulled over by gestapo.

[Slayerr.]

& my accent when i get pulled over by gestapo.

Nah that’s killed me off hahahaha

[Bag Mandela]

now you hold on just a minute, pal. @Bag Mandela

You're right, my bad bro, the points system was fucked up from all the drop outs & I'd based it on that. This semis a big one & got a lot riding on it in that case ||
I've just remembered I forgot to check out the X league too, been a hectic week but I'll have a look tomorrow

[Jack Hallows]

You're right, my bad bro.. This semis a big one & got a lot riding on it in that case ||

G shit fammo

now hopefully i can wake up for once, since i made that comment, without 10 pm’s in a row from Slayerr entitled “Remember this, Wigga?!” with the contents being that horrid Knoxville verse people loved so much, followed by random and increasingly disturbing accusations concerning the degree of my alleged whiteness.

the latest message i opened said “nigga you so white, you eat mayonnaise using a fresh lemon peel as a spoon” & i haven’t been able to move out of the fetal position yet.

[Slayerr.]

Jack is so white he only spits over gluten free beats

[mal diction]

lol...

[Bag Mandela]

G shit fammo

now hopefully i can wake up for once, since i made that comment, without 10 pm’s in a row from Slayerr entitled “Remember this, Wigga?!” with the contents being that horrid Knoxville verse people loved so much, followed by random and increasingly disturbing accusations concerning the degree of my alleged whiteness.

the latest message i opened said “nigga you so white, you eat mayonnaise using a fresh lemon peel as a spoon” & i haven’t been able to move out of the fetal position yet.

Ohhhh shit, I didn't even know that happened. Just read it man, you definitely went light, had to have done to lose to jumpin jacks name flips haha. Makes more sense now why you were so keen to battle again & knox was happy to end it on a perceived W

[Jack Hallows]

Jack is so white he only spits over gluten free beats

this made me choke on my oat waffles.

doesn’t help my case any that i’d rate Dolores O’Riordan as a superior singer/musician to Beyonce hands down & it’s a hill i’d die on.

[Jack Hallows]

Ohhhh shit, I didn't even know that happened. Just read it man, you definitely went light, had to have done to lose to jumpin jacks name flips haha. Makes more sense now why you were so keen to battle again & knox was happy to end it on a perceived W

Lmaooo. quick story time.

maaan that was my first battle on the site. totally green to the politics. made the mistake of thinking the LLL would be run like the leagues i competed in on other websites in the past. i was wrong as fuck nostalgia at being back on a battle board after damn near a decade had me complacent to my surroundings as the “new guy” so to speak.

so yeah, most of the back & forth was deleted (you could probably see it if you worked the thread tools as a mod, idk) but dude signed out of the league after the match was set up & then tried to demand that Wuxia put Hek Teafy in as his replacement, only problem with that was that Hek was already in another battle that had a verse dropped in it.

i called Knox out on it for wasting people’s time & tryna disrupt the flow of a league that ain’t even get off the ground yet, then wrote & dropped a no show verse in our thread. it was like 20 lines or some shit. dude comes back throwing a bitch fit because i “dropped more than 10 lines & we didn’t agree on it”… but my stance was, why does it matter if you already signed out the league & made it like you were going to noshow? i told him to either drop a verse or get Wuxia to mediate cuz i wasn’t wasting anymore time arguing with a coward.

well, instead of Wuxia mediating the situation & either telling me to revise my verse or telling him to untwist his thong, Miracle came in the thread & straight up deleted half my verse without saying anything to me.. whatever was left of it didn’t even make sense cuz he cut it off in the middle of a stanza & i didn’t even remember what i had previously written cuz it was a keystyle.

i edited the edit best i could with lines i remembered to make it at least cohesive, but i wasn’t going to post my actual verse just in case the bitch still refused to show, and the rest is history.

shit maybe me laugh too cuz Verb said it was the best verse he’d ever seen son drop.. & it was all for a no show verse

so yeah. i challenged dude to an actual battle on even ground, without all the fuckboy cowardice, and he responded by telling me to stop saying nigga cuz i’m “white” lmfao.

[EyeDealIstic]

this made me choke on my oat waffles.

doesn’t help my case any that i’d rate Dolores O’Riordan as a superior singer/musician to Beyonce hands down & it’s a hill i’d die on.

Are oat waffles really a thing? I'm trying to manage my fuckin' cholesterol.

[YG]

I swear bro gets off on writing paragraphs

[Jack Hallows]

Are oat waffles really a thing? I'm trying to manage my fuckin' cholesterol.

oh absolutely. all you need is dry, instant oatmeal. some bananas, preferably over ripe & slightly soft (NO DIDDY). some oat or almond milk. mix it all into a floury-dough lump & slap it into a waffle maker. my ex was a worthless twat snobbler but she was a beast in the kitchen.

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I swear bro gets off on writing paragraphs

nigga shush. it’s a text forum. just cuz you’re unable to comprehend any sentence structure above Dr Seuss level doesn’t mean everyone has to accommodate you, it just means you should mind your fucking business.

[EyeDealIstic]

oh absolutely. all you need is dry, instant oatmeal. some bananas, preferably over ripe & slightly soft (NO DIDDY). some oat or almond milk. mix it all into a floury-dough lump & slap it into a waffle maker. my ex was a worthless twat snobbler but he was a beast in the kitchen.

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nigga shush. it’s a text forum. just cuz you’re unable to comprehend any sentence structure above Dr Seuss level doesn’t mean everyone has to accommodate you, it just means you should mind your fucking business.

That actually sounds like a solid thing to eat before a rough day, that oat waffle recipe. No, not your ex.