Round 1 Mag - It Has Begun

[Phalanx]

Round 1: It has begun




[B] Week 12 Recap

Woo. Finally the season is over. Last few weeks creeped by, and week 12 was especially prolonged. But Dom & Nash had a slug fest in the Champ Match. Some solid bars all around, but Im sure we are all glad to move forward.


Top 5 Punches of Week 12

THERES PROOF @Dominate ! So tell @Phalanx I’m murkin this rebel
& Biting no names in 09’s the only time we’ve seen mimic hit a Per$sonal level

Noone’ll remember him, he’s gone w/ one shot to the mouth
Kevin McAllister: clap at his face and see ThatKid forgotten about

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It won’t take a gun or a hammer, cuz Dom could try, but he’ll lose…
I’ll use a needle for this upset..like your wife died and ya house is tied to balloons

NC is where real animals roam, over there fag was a joke
RB his little terrarium: Habitat Light never seein any Natural Growth

gotta admit last week u went heavy talk with every shot
grimm really laid into plot.. & that'll be ur final resting spot

Week 12 - Battle of the Week

These text heads think I’m their secretary, NONE of this is what you think
If I’m ever at your disposal..I’m shoving your hand in your kitchen sink
Computer cannons, windows bazookas, this playboys net knife isn’t serious
last time Dom pulled up on someone in a dodge… I was watching Fast & the Furious
I never saw what people saw in you, dom.. cuz it’s in the writing
Your skill peeked so long ago…it broke Bin Laden’s record for hiding
Peace, not war..I’m not worried, you ain’t a savage
as soon as Putin said he’d Dominate Ukraine…it was clear there’d be little damage
Splittin’ atoms..I’ll bar this loser, he just ain’t on my timeline
Funny how I look into Nate’s future and now a doctors checking my eyesight
Ving Rhames with the grip, keep this Dom at a distance
My bars keep his head off center like the gimp from Pulp Fiction
I’ve always had longevity with women, but with you it’s like nothin’s true
Dom also reminds me of an X I know…cuz I hope he’s shot dead in a BMW
Your wealth is showing bro, you lackin’ ice - but your siblings witnessed
Dom comin’ in Frosty just means he was a curious kid during Christmas
It won’t take a gun or a hammer, cuz Dom could try, but he’ll lose…
I’ll use a needle for this upset..like your wife died and ya house is tied to balloons
This regulator ain’t shit to the West… so I’ma bury you in the dust
& watch me step all over Nate’s grave like I did the vid with Snoop and his son

Week 12 - Champ Match: Dominate (4-0) vs Cody Nash (8-2)

Both of these guys are on a tear. Hoping for a classic to close the regular season.

Dominate 60/40

There’s no comparing our text ability, really the suggestion’s killing me
Yeahhh we both been on a tear –
Me through the best in the league & you through what’s left of your credibility
Damn near 300 battles.. honestly that score’s insane
U been around the block, buster.. but only EVER been as relevant as that video store today
& if we writing down our top ten – who’s best at battles n shit..
Trust me, the folks wearing MAGA hats the only ones voting Nationalist
Lie & pretend you a fighter, but really you frightened of gloves
On your toes and checking your 6 more than Spree’s podiatrist does
Not rocket science to beat him – this shit ain’t nothing to master
Ain’t seen such a failure for a Challenger since the space shuttle disaster
Nash stay flaccid around women but for black men he’ll go insane
When he sees Brothers Codirect… it ain’t a movie the Coens made
Bet he salty over the fact that him winning is less than likely
He’s muttering “shoo-in my ass…” and I’m like “Yes, precisely.”
He got some stupid ass concepts he CANNOT be proud to display
I’m lookin at every Kiever like “GTFO” - swear Russia’s about to invade
His mom takes gangbangs for cash cuz money’s a major hurdle
Tries 5 characters in diff positions looking for that green like she’s playing Wordle
Noone’ll remember him, he’s gone w/ one shot to the mouth
Kevin McAllister: clap at his face and see ThatKid forgotten about

Final Power Rankings (Regular Seasonp)


[1st] Dominate: 5-0(=)
[2nd] EXalted: 2-0 (+2)
[3rd] plethora: 5-3(+2)
[4th] Kill Spree: 6-4(+3)
[5th] Cody Nash: 8-3 (-3)
[6th] Fresh: 7-4 (-3)
[7th] Justice Grimm: 6-6 (-1)
[8th] Bahriman: 1-2(+2)
[9th] RicanTheoryz 3-4 (+2)
[10th] Echelon 0-5(+2)
[11th] Mimic: 5-5(-3)
[12th] Mac.: 3-3 (-5)



Play Off Preveiw

Okay. So 14 sign ups forces me to use the current NFL playoff format. As a result, the two highest seeds (Final power rankings were not the seeding); 1. Dominate & 2.Cody Nash will get byes in round 1. The rest of the round's matchups will be determined by the same seeding.

3.Fresh vs 14.R!canTheoryz

4.Plethora vs 13. Bahriman

5. Kill Spree vs 12. Letterman

6.Phalanx vs 11. Zunto

7. Exalted vs 10. Justice Grimm

8. Plot vs 9. KnowP








Outro

Setting the due date as Saturday. Lets go out with a bang. Also if you havent already, sign up for the Masquerade Massacre alias tournament.




@plethora @Dominate @Fresh @Kill Spree @Cody Nash @Justice Grimm @R!canTheoryz @Zunto @KnowP @Plot @Letterman @Bahriman @EXalted

[Dominate]

Good shit. How does this bracket work? Can we get a pic?

[Fresh]

dope shit. thanks for stickin it out. you're a real one

[Letterman]

The mag is appreciated. Good shit!

[Phalanx]

Good shit. How does this bracket work? Can we get a pic?

Pretty much a fluid bracket. Highest Seed in any given round will face the lowest seed. Second highest seed will face second lowest. So on and so for.

[KnowP]

Props on the mini mag. Would of loved to see the predictions though. Regardless, let’s cook!!

[Cody Nash]

Thanks for the mag man!

[Zunto]

How in gods name is knowp ranked 9 and he hasn’t had a single battle this season @Phalanx

[KnowP]

Probably cause you no show for weeks and write shyt like this:

Make him retire..Im set in stone, u could nvr get rid of me
Beacon of fire.. I keep a burner in my hand like the Statue of Liberty

But hey, take the ninth spot. I don’t see you getting past Plot. Speaking of @Plot ready when you are playa. You trying to post tonight?

[Zunto]

That bar is fire lmaooo

Nah I don’t want it, I was just wondering weirdo

[Dominate]

That bar is good lol. KnowP you had so many bad Zunto bars to choose from to make your point but that one wasn’t it hahaha.

On the other end of the spectrum, @Phalanx how are you rated in the middle of the pack? Aren’t you like 10-1? You should be #2 right behind me boo

[KnowP]

Yeah it is dope. Was super dope when they first said it back in ‘03!! lol

I’m just playing fam. Go get that dub. Phal ain’t lite. Better bring that arsenal.

[Zunto]

Facts, phalanx should’ve been #2. I think Mickey Mouse made these rankings