ok, picture this. Your GF just takes a big ass dump and she wants you to eat her asshole. would you rather she rinse her ass out with water, or use some ghetto ass "capitalist" TP and you get bits of TP caught in your teeth while u eat it and shit flavor. mmmmm tasty
the solution is clear! i win!
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 50 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
^click this link or die!!
Did you just admit to sticking your finger up your ass?!?!Originally Posted by Ninja Star
no dumbass, you sit on the edge of the shower, and you sprray a stream of hot/medium hot water while holding the shower hand heldwith your right hands and you spread your ass cheeks and rub your finger all up around the area until you have loosened up all the chunks/residoo. YOu get a real deep clean. You don't need soap, you can use soap if you want, Then you just "pat Dry" the area with a dry wash cloth. It gets you clean asr fuck.
wiping with TP doesn't require soap. You know you got it clean if you can stick your finger up your butt, a lil bit, and pull it out, and smell it and it won't smell at all.
ain't nobody butt as clean, i'm just so fresh and clean, so fresh and so clean.
Re: TP is destroyin the Planet! Stop using it fuck
lol, hey, a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do sometimes. Its my own butt, its not another dudes. You must be scared of the proctologists office.
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 50 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
^click this link or die!!
Never been, but ain't anything going near my rear!
I lolled too. But id be a Hippocrit if i disses him, so i let it slide.
MoistPuss'Smoother than smooth
You know. You know. Cause when you know, you know. You Know.
The mind without a brain\i/
i'm scarred by this thread
De Kapitein
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 50 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
atleast a bill a yr or more depending on how much you "wipe" <----capitalist bullshit word
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 50 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
^click this link or die!!
i've used the shower head to spray my ass after a wipe. Never before, or without, wiping. You realize you've turned your bath tub into a giant toilet? i would step foot in your shower
De Kapitein
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 50 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
2:24, dude is all " i need yall to buy my mixtapes so i can get this toilet"
Last edited by Kung-Fu Panda; October 18th, 2011 at 05:07 AM
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 50 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
^click this link or die!!
"gently rub your asshole clean" ???
bitch you aint worried about saving money or the enviroment...
you just found a productive way to come out the closet....faggot
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 50 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
There are definitely more damaging things to the environment than toilet paper...how come you ain't so butt hurt (haha) about those things?
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 50 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
24 x OM Hall Of Fame
Posting Rules
Reply With Quote