Did this exercise with my staff... Curious to see what yall would come up with.
The world is coming to an end. There is one bomb shelter adequately constructed to allow five individuals to survive the onslaught of nuclear bombs and live to rebuild society. You have been chosen to select the five people who will continue the human race. Choose wisely.
Pick 5 and only 5 from the list below to go into the bomb shelter:
1. A 30-year old Navy Seal who is a survival expert but is unable to have children.
2. A Chicano Chief of Police who loves children and hates gays.
3. A 21-year old prostitute who is on welfare.
4. An agricultural scientist who is secretly a member of the Ku Klux Klan.
5. A water purification expert who is a lesbian.
6. A politician who strongly opposes gay rights, women's rights, and civil rights.
7. A construction and material engineer that was convicted of spousal abuse and released for good behavior.
8. A disabled (wheelchair assisted) African American geologist who is good with using rocks and fossil fuels as natural resources. The geologist refuses to leave his twin 3-year old boys.
9. The geologist's twin boys (due to extremely young age and small size, they count as one person)
10. A 45 year old dance teacher from Beverly Hills who is in to the latest fashions.
11. An old American Indian medicine man who is a known spiritual healer.
12. A talented Asian school teacher who refuses to teach non-Asians.
13. A 25-year old Catholic priest who does not recognize other religions.