Why I don't pick up hoes!

[lyricalgenius]

Thought this one up at work today, thought it was pretty funny..gimme some feedback...tell me what you think


Ok, so last Friday was Bacardi night
So I decided to go down to this party right
And I was high as con-air, met a chick wit’ blond hair
She liked to call me Mike
Anyways first thing I said was “Hey baby!”
“Why don’t you come with me? We’ll make gravy!”
She said “I don’t know, but I’ll marry ya though!”
“780? Is that your area code?”
I said “Hell no! That’s the women I fucked!”
She said “Oh really? Well I wish you good luck”
“Don’t drop me off at the pool, I’ll just swim in your truck!”
I said “Shut up slut! What you talkin’ about?”
Dropped her to her knees, and put my cock in her mouth
And that’s about the time her boyfriend walked in
Broke my fuckin’ spine so I could crip-walk then
The moral of the story is don’t pick up a hoe
Your better off getting denied from girls that stick up their nose

[NoWhere2Run]

That Was Cool Dog.
Tell Me What You Think About This?


One Day I Met A Bitch Named Sara
Who Wore Pounds Of Mascera
I Dare Her To Lick My Balls Dry Like The Sahara----
Dessert She Put All Of Her Clothes On The Dresser
And I Noticed When She Dropped A Pregnancy Tester
So My Dick Began To Swoll Lesser, I Thought This Fat Bitch Heffer
Thinks She Can Sucker Me Just Because I Tried To Impresse Her
I Bought Her Chocolate Candy But That Was To Replace The Taste Of Brandy
I Tried To Finger Her But She Would'nt Let Me Reach Her Panties
I Should Have Known When She Wiped Her Tears And Said Hi!
That This Bitch Got Knocked Then Dropped By The Same Guy
It Must've Been Something She Did
I Don't Give A Fuck As Long As She Knows It Noy My Kid!!!

[NoWhere2Run]

It's Not My Kid !!!!

Holla Back, It Was All In Fun.
It'll Be Nice If Somone Else Follows Up The Storyline!

[NoWhere2Run]

One Day I Met A Girl Named Krystal
Who Walked Witha Loaded Pistol
My First Thoughts Were Damn This Bitch Is Official
So I Sent Her On A Mission
To Shoot Up This Pigeon Who Was Sticking Her Face In The Kitchen
While I Was Mixing-some Cake Batter , To Doulble Up In The Streets
So When You See Her Krystal Bust Her Teeth
And You Don't Need To Be Discrete Because We Need To Keep
Our Integrity Amongst Those Who Compete
This Bitch Is Relivieving Me Of So Much Stress
No More Vest Cause This Bitch Runs Into Bullets Before They Reach My Chest.i Need More Peeps Like This. Krystal's My Number One Bitch!!!!!!!!!!

[Nspoken Prophet]

lol, it was kinda funny but it aint really lyrical, its just like a lil story bout what u got up to wit a hoe but the message came out clearly in the end about not pickin em up...lol...

fukka hoe....#

Krysis.....