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    Why I don't pick up hoes!

    Thought this one up at work today, thought it was pretty funny..gimme some feedback...tell me what you think


    Ok, so last Friday was Bacardi night
    So I decided to go down to this party right
    And I was high as con-air, met a chick wit’ blond hair
    She liked to call me Mike
    Anyways first thing I said was “Hey baby!”
    “Why don’t you come with me? We’ll make gravy!”
    She said “I don’t know, but I’ll marry ya though!”
    “780? Is that your area code?”
    I said “Hell no! That’s the women I fucked!”
    She said “Oh really? Well I wish you good luck”
    “Don’t drop me off at the pool, I’ll just swim in your truck!”
    I said “Shut up slut! What you talkin’ about?”
    Dropped her to her knees, and put my cock in her mouth
    And that’s about the time her boyfriend walked in
    Broke my fuckin’ spine so I could crip-walk then
    The moral of the story is don’t pick up a hoe
    Your better off getting denied from girls that stick up their nose

  2. #2
    That Was Cool Dog.
    Tell Me What You Think About This?


    One Day I Met A Bitch Named Sara
    Who Wore Pounds Of Mascera
    I Dare Her To Lick My Balls Dry Like The Sahara----
    Dessert She Put All Of Her Clothes On The Dresser
    And I Noticed When She Dropped A Pregnancy Tester
    So My Dick Began To Swoll Lesser, I Thought This Fat Bitch Heffer
    Thinks She Can Sucker Me Just Because I Tried To Impresse Her
    I Bought Her Chocolate Candy But That Was To Replace The Taste Of Brandy
    I Tried To Finger Her But She Would'nt Let Me Reach Her Panties
    I Should Have Known When She Wiped Her Tears And Said Hi!
    That This Bitch Got Knocked Then Dropped By The Same Guy
    It Must've Been Something She Did
    I Don't Give A Fuck As Long As She Knows It Noy My Kid!!!

  3. #3
    It's Not My Kid !!!!

    Holla Back, It Was All In Fun.
    It'll Be Nice If Somone Else Follows Up The Storyline!

  4. #4
    One Day I Met A Girl Named Krystal
    Who Walked Witha Loaded Pistol
    My First Thoughts Were Damn This Bitch Is Official
    So I Sent Her On A Mission
    To Shoot Up This Pigeon Who Was Sticking Her Face In The Kitchen
    While I Was Mixing-some Cake Batter , To Doulble Up In The Streets
    So When You See Her Krystal Bust Her Teeth
    And You Don't Need To Be Discrete Because We Need To Keep
    Our Integrity Amongst Those Who Compete
    This Bitch Is Relivieving Me Of So Much Stress
    No More Vest Cause This Bitch Runs Into Bullets Before They Reach My Chest.i Need More Peeps Like This. Krystal's My Number One Bitch!!!!!!!!!!

  5. #5
    lol, it was kinda funny but it aint really lyrical, its just like a lil story bout what u got up to wit a hoe but the message came out clearly in the end about not pickin em up...lol...

    fukka hoe....#

    Krysis.....

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