Thought this one up at work today, thought it was pretty funny..gimme some feedback...tell me what you think
Ok, so last Friday was Bacardi night
So I decided to go down to this party right
And I was high as con-air, met a chick wit’ blond hair
She liked to call me Mike
Anyways first thing I said was “Hey baby!”
“Why don’t you come with me? We’ll make gravy!”
She said “I don’t know, but I’ll marry ya though!”
“780? Is that your area code?”
I said “Hell no! That’s the women I fucked!”
She said “Oh really? Well I wish you good luck”
“Don’t drop me off at the pool, I’ll just swim in your truck!”
I said “Shut up slut! What you talkin’ about?”
Dropped her to her knees, and put my cock in her mouth
And that’s about the time her boyfriend walked in
Broke my fuckin’ spine so I could crip-walk then
The moral of the story is don’t pick up a hoe
Your better off getting denied from girls that stick up their nose