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    Week 11 Mag - #AndNew

    Week 11 - #AndNew

    No shows and delays aside, we had some sparks fly last week. Most notably, the championship changed hands. Congrats to @Dominate for champing the LLL in Week 10.



    Week 10 Recap

    Champ Match: Mimic (5-2) vs Dominate 2-0


    Battle of the Week, easily. Possibly battle of the season. In a showdown worthy of its distinction, the guys brought flames. Haymakers & clean jabs flew from both sides, in a battle where it sucks someone has to lose. Close as fuck, but in the end Dominate wins & champs the LLL.

    Contender's Match: Plot (2-0) vs Plethora (3-2)


    Dope match up. Voters were split on who won, causing the aforementioned delay. Both dropped some heat, and it was tied at 3-3 until Pleth pulled away late.


    Cody Nash (6-2) vs Kill Spree (4-3)


    This one could have been dope, but shit happens. Spree couldn't make it because he was too bust attending crossdressing weddings. Cody picks up a DQ win, and moves on to a well deserved contender's match.

    Joe Boston 3-3 vs Justice Grimm 4-5


    Boston followed up a strong week 9 w/ a shitty week 10. I guess he really draws blanks w/o celebrity deaths. Grim had a nice verse and probally would have won anyways.

    RicanTheoryz 2-2vs Phalanx 7-0


    Shout out to the homie, Knox. I like name flips, so his verse was up my alley. Alot closer then the vote talley suggests


    Top 5 Punches of Week 10

    Quote Originally Posted by Mimic
    Skinny bitch. This beast mode unleashed now u facin' the horned devil,
    Go through your frame so quick.. it brings me out into a Super Mario 64 level.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dominate
    Went 3-3 in the 1-2 league, - you’re a “champ”?! You gotta be jokin
    Forget a dope 16. I’ve seen enough terrible 2’s from u to convince me a toddler wrote them
    Quote Originally Posted by Plot
    Wouldn't last one round in the ring with Plot, the one twos immaculate
    When I double-check his chin just to prove my opinion is accurate
    Quote Originally Posted by plethora
    go ahead.. pamper ur white trash gf but she taking me home later
    after Plot Spoiler she exposing everything before we get to the trailer
    Quote Originally Posted by Cody Nash
    you complete NOTHING 100% - you just a ball dropper among the Gods....
    only time Spree goin' open season on people is by passin' duties to other mods
    Battle of the Week
    Quote Originally Posted by Mimic
    Posted by Dominate on NC's Semi-Finals February 5th, 2022
    Your girl is insecure and says she wants these fingers fast & hard
    Takes three digits in the back for validation – she in my contacts list as MasterCard
    Posted by Mimic LLL Finals February 3rd, 2022
    Think I'm soft? well how many u want when i'm unloading the gat,
    Card payment over the phone till I'm finishing w/ the 3 digits on the back
    Dweeb wanna' take my shit? must be tough choosing to bite & steal,
    You aint need the 3 digits. One punch in his eyes make him contactless f'real.
    Fresh got robbed last battle, u barely escaped from gettin' hit w/ the long trey,
    So many questions on that body.. a cane & hat would've complete a Riddler cosplay.
    Made it to the finals on NC, linked Aero now ur leadin' him to slaughter,
    Ironic. Dom partner staying w/ him for the final ride till he fuckin' crashes like Paul Walker.
    9mm tucked for protection, fruits like this making it out alive'd be lucky,
    If this virgins got chrome by his waistside, it's a medieval device to protect his pussy.
    Fuck ya girl to show real dominance, prove how a real man be pounding,
    If she struggle? I got that long stick on the whores back & best believe I aint Jousting.
    Never catch mim losing focus, fag's a easy dub when i'm aligning the shotty,
    Chalk outline like Mike Wazowski. I had two arms whilst keepin an eye on the body.
    Retarded faggot, u threat nobody. This a whole arsonal vs a knife,
    Drum loaded to hit u w/ so much heavy metal Fresh'd put u in his band for life.
    Skinny bitch. This beast mode unleashed now u facin' the horned devil,
    Go through your frame so quick.. it brings me out into a Super Mario 64 level.

    16.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dominate
    Quote Originally Posted by Dominate
    Put a contract out on Bare. Have him jumpy & clammed up w/ sweat
    Street Fighter: got Ryu’s hair standing on end over a band on his head
    Quote Originally Posted by mimic
    Homie all talk. four eyes claim he's w/ gang but never shoot though
    till mim roll up & put those bands on his head like he auditioning for Naruto
    Mimic aka A Pig's Tie

    You knew your verse was garbage - went looking for lessons in Dom’s text
    Copied that line about Abandon reeallly shoulda done that w/ the rest of your concepts
    You’re here off no shows & nobodies. Don’t pretend you dope w/ pens dude
    U snowflake level. Try making noise at the top & cause an avalanche of votes against u
    Went 3-3 in the 1-2 league, - you’re a “champ”?! You gotta be jokin
    Forget a dope 16. I’ve seen enough terrible 2’s from u to convince me a toddler wrote them
    You got dome from one girl ever and it was obv she wasn’t that into it
    Funny - she had you on the tip of her tongue but tries really hard NOT to remember it
    This loser eats microwave meals cuz he’s broke & ain’t been a winner yet
    When I stab a few holes in membrane that shit’ll resemble his dinner prep
    This British kid’s getting finished quick - right hook heavy as anchors
    You ain’t seen a Pom go down this hard since his mom bent over & begged me to spank her
    Run his dome under my Porsche’s wheels if I don’t wanna spark the lead
    It’s Charlotte’s Web: these posters gonna see Pig w/ a Spyder ON his head
    Look at me & see a star; no-one’s topped the league faster
    Look at him & see a star; list of champions says Mimic*

    *Won by NS then lost the week after
    Week 11 Power Rankings


    [1st] Dominate: 2-0(+1)
    [2nd] plethora: 4-2(+1)
    [3rd] Cody Nash: 6-2 (+2)
    [4th] Mac.: 3-1 (NR)
    [5th] Mimic: 5-3(-4)
    [6th] Plot: 2-1(-3)
    [7th] Fresh: 6-3 (NR)
    [8th] Justice Grimm: 5-5 (=)
    [9th] EXalted: 0-0 (NR)
    [10th] RicanTheoryz 2-3 (=)
    [11th] Kill Spree: 4-4(-4)





    Week 11 Odds

    Champ Match: Dominate (3-0) vs Plethora (4-2)

    Hyped for this. Both have been dropping heat the last two weeks. A rematch from a few weeks. Should be dope. Dominate 60/40

    Contender's Match: Cody Nash (7-2) vs Mac. (3-1)


    Dope match up. Mac signs back in, riding a 3 win streak from earlier this season. But keeping that streak alive will be tough vs Nash, who boasts the seasons second best record.Nash 60/40

    Mimic (5-3) vs Fresh (6-3)


    Both guys have been great all season. Fresh returns from a week off, looking to bounce back from a tough loss back in week 9. While Mimic finds himself trying to recover from narrow loss in last week's champ match. Should be fire. Fresh 55/45

    Plot (2-1) vs Justice Grimm (5-5)


    Should be a good one. Hard to call. Guessing Grimm 51/49

    EXalted (0-0) vs RicanTheoryz (2-3)


    I don't think I know Exalted, but glad he signed in. That said, Im going with the known commodity. Rican 55/45

    Kill Spree (4-4) vs Phalanx (8-0)


    Odd number of sign ins, so here I am again. Spree's looking to make up for dropping the ball the last two weeks, so hopefully I can match that. Good luck, homie.









    Outro


    Okay, not the smoothest week. But we only got two weeks until play offs. Lets finish strong, gentlemen.

    @Cody Nash @Mimic @Kill Spree @Justice Grimm @KnoXville. @ricantheoryz @Plot @plethora @Dominate @Zunto @Joe Boston @malediction
    @EXalted @Mac.
    Last edited by Phalanx; February 16th, 2022 at 10:19 PM

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    Re: Week 11 Mag - #AndNew

    Dope shit. Appreciate the effort, as always.

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    Re: Week 11 Mag - #AndNew

    dope shit! thanks for the maaaag!!!

    congrats @Dominate

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    Re: Week 11 Mag - #AndNew

    Thanks^

    Good mag Phal
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