Week 2: Ryno (1-0) vs. Blue Bayou (0-0) - RYNO WINS VIA DQ

[Zunto]

LLL Season 24

Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due Thursday and will be open until Sunday.
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are 24 hours



Line Limit:

Minimum of 10, maximum of 16 (unless higher limit agreed upon)
If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first.


Check ins are mandatory. Also, swaying/biting/recycling is a DQ.

FAILURE TO VOTE ON OTHER BATTLES IS A DQ. NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE!!! YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. VOTE ON OTHER BATTLES OR YOU LOSE. SIMPLE!


@Ryno @Blue Bayou

[Blue Bayou]

I love you gluck

[Wuxia]

Ryno has submitted his verse, btw. I don't know why he didn't check in, lol.

He went 16 lines.
@Blue Bayou

[Zunto]

@Blue Bayou


Verse due tonight

[Blue Bayou]

Need the ext fly guy Ry

[Ryno]

Gotcha

[Blue Bayou]

jesus yo, why you talkin like your keys are goat?!
highlight of your text career is being “the #1 guy Blue has beat the most”
how many times have you been smacked in the face?
my guy, you have enough Loses to offset your grandkids capital gains
send your whole fam to Jesus
extended clip. mags got a Longbottom Gryffindor can’t compete with
creep on you undetected til i’ve got the drop..
see you in public & start Clicking a few Autos like i’m not a bot
crime scene an absolute slaughter, local PD holding the feds back
detectives lookin’ around like a confused wife...they don't know where your heads at
just had docs shout ‘ur gunna be a daddy’ now i’m thrilled for the winter
only Push Notification you've had is Amazon confirming "your dildo delivered"
jack your shit w/ a nine or the magnum cuz my tools be varying
stick up like an admission of guilt…free you from all the weight you’ve been carrying
i don’t squeeze in slow-mo i’ma send his ass to jesus solo
couple rounds thru his fleece & polo. give this G a couple Wings like the Cleveland Logo
or just snap his collarbone in half no beams n’ hollows
have a doctor looking over his shoulder so much you’d swear he’s being followed
your girls titties are the saddest of sights
forget Dune, Arrakis something your wife’s never had in her life
BEGS his wife to peg him & loves seeing a bulge
walk in their bedroom you can Catcher in the Ry no reading involved
enter my house be prepared to eat 3 whole rounds
my whole family’s strapped. even Nantucket like Spree’s hometown
i take a big gulp before a presentation that ends in succession..
Ry takes a Big Gulp cuz he can’t even afford a drink from 7-Eleven
still talkin stocks huh? slimey prick
say your insecurities but realllly you hate being short with a tiny dick
my stock options involve cashing out at the greatest price..
Ryno’s stalk options involve deciding which dude he’s gunna rape tonight
& he talks crypto while bad investments are ending his dreams
irony 101: the guy Pushing Coins is still eating outta vending machines
it’s nothing to slump you dawgie..
i’ll hit the OpenSea for NFTs. you’ll hit the OpenSea when i dump the body
truth is you actually hate crypto. i guess cynics gunna hate
only Seed Phrase your familiar with is your girl shouting "Blue finish on my face"
nahhh fuck your fat wife, i ain’t poundin ya dime
bitch has more gas then every Ethereum transaction since 2009
so don’t try to flex hard please..
one punch to her gut would result in more Ripples than XRP
you’re from Detroit where G’s stop at nothin to sling crack from pots n’ ovens
that's where they filmed ‘Don't Breathe’.. like what you say to ur wife so she doesn't pop a button
i ain’t one for being nice to trash..
forget Red Dead…wanna see a Blackwater Bae? give your wife a bath
thighs engorged then i send em to the gyno sore
keepin these vaginals warm…not even poachers want a piece of Rynos horn
smash ur head in a parking lot yaaa u’ve been mauled bitch
DING DING DING off a couple of Bumpers…it’s not Pinball kid
go ahead & pull ya pistol i won't call for help
i’m reachin for a drum too…those body parts of yours won’t dissolve themselves
they call me one of the best ever and a god of sorts..
well yeah, by n’ large...is something you never do at the condom store
well read & cultured i’m a woke mam's dream
i'm droppin Voltaren you're fumbling to put on your old man cream
plus i sign deals daily and the profit is grand..
next time there’s a Docusign he’ll congratulate you for learning to talk with ur hands
perfect execution. no problems. shottys gunna bust
if something goes off without a hitch i forgot to secure ur body to the truck
shouldn’t have got cocky bro..
beat me? you’ll Neiderreiter more skilled than the hockey pro


4tc

[Wuxia]

Any chance we can trim this down to about 16 lines? Lmao.

[Zunto]

Yeah so he still has some time to put it at 16 max, anything else is a DQ unless Ryno wants to match.

[Zunto]

Ryno Wins via DQ, OPEN FOR FEED

[Ryno]

Ur pure chatter. Nobody we’d model our skill after. It’s a shame what u drop, dude…
Feel the flame when I pop u. I’ll put a hit on this male poser like my name was Mugatu.
He ain’t as hungry as me. All those week hits, u don’t want it w/ G’s…
Think Ry fearing ya ‘Overhand? NOT’. I’m using one to leave u strung from a tree.
Dudes got performance anxiety, watch em buckle those weak knees…
I’ll squeeze G. & watch ‘Blue Chew’ on these rounds like he was suffering from ED.
Ya mechanics don’t do damage. Ur lackin the zone. Homie my punches crackin ya dome…
Ur style is such a ‘hard pass’. We’d rather take a spiral to the face from Patrick Mahomes.
Exit wounds through the temple. Come get ya spirit lifted higher, I’m beating em…
Cuz after these hollows ‘get through to the other side’, ya fams gonna need to hire a medium.
Ry scortchin em? Probably. Text heads like u get a fire retort w/ the shotty…
Only ‘hot streak’ we wanna see from u, r the 3rd degree ones after torchin ya body.
He ain’t dope in the booth. Those wack lyrics homie WONT make it through…
If Ry pens up anything, I bet a thousand every bar is gonna be some low hanging fruit.
Catch ur girl head in my lap. She sucks through my fly so I date her mouth…
Her zip ties r routine. Like the ones u use when she tries to escape the house.

[Orc]

Vote Ryno

Not reading Blues verse

[Zunto]

Ur pure chatter. Nobody we’d model our skill after. It’s a shame what u drop, dude…
Feel the flame when I pop u. I’ll put a hit on this male poser like my name was Mugatu.
had to look it up, good bar. Nice wording and execution here especially
He ain’t as hungry as me. All those week hits, u don’t want it w/ G’s…
Think Ry fearing ya ‘Overhand? NOT’. I’m using one to leave u strung from a tree.
mmm a bit forced here
Dudes got performance anxiety, watch em buckle those weak knees…
I’ll squeeze G. & watch ‘Blue Chew’ on these rounds like he was suffering from ED.
dope
Ya mechanics don’t do damage. Ur lackin the zone. Homie my punches crackin ya dome…
Ur style is such a ‘hard pass’. We’d rather take a spiral to the face from Patrick Mahomes.
ehhh decent at best
Exit wounds through the temple. Come get ya spirit lifted higher, I’m beating em…
Cuz after these hollows ‘get through to the other side’, ya fams gonna need to hire a medium.
fuckin banger right here. Damn
Ry scortchin em? Probably. Text heads like u get a fire retort w/ the shotty…
Only ‘hot streak’ we wanna see from u, r the 3rd degree ones after torchin ya body.
nahh
He ain’t dope in the booth. Those wack lyrics homie WONT make it through…
If Ry pens up anything, I bet a thousand every bar is gonna be some low hanging fruit.
ok
Catch ur girl head in my lap. She sucks through my fly so I date her mouth…
Her zip ties r routine. Like the ones u use when she tries to escape the house.
not feelin


Pretty good verse from Ryno here. Opener, blue chew, and medium were all fire. Shame blue decided to be gay af and pull this. Had a feeling he would.

[Amen]

Blue’s versa was fucking flames.

[Mac]

how is this a DQ? rap is dead..

blue killed it