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    Re: Keystyle Cypher!

    Psst, Narvell...
    You realise they’re all laughing at you coz you’re wack, right?
    If they saying it’s flames when it blew (/blue), that’s a gas light.
    You think Len’s (/lens) helping you? best check the damn site (/sight).
    This is rap battles dot com, not chat nice, aww nobody gives a shit ‘bout your sad plight, bitch quit whining and put up a damn fight.
    Narvell sounding like a motivational speaker, it’s a healthy theme,
    I guess it means that’s why he’s counting on Celph as-team (/self-esteem).

    Celph,
    I ain’t reading all that.
    I’m happy for you though.
    Or sorry that happened...

    Wait, uh, can you guess the theme?
    Check yourself Celph and you’ll get the meme.
    (Said ‘self celph’ / ‘me’me’... yeah you get it?)
    (Nah you’re too stupid. ah forget it.)

    I just read ahead and checked the end...
    You said...
    “They’ll find flesh in the drain”... Hmm, you decide,
    How I’m killin Celph... his body gon’ be sewer-side.

    I mean, really? Narvell? Drak?
    Why’s it always the weakest ones here that he loves protecting?
    Saying I’m the one who’s Celph obsessed? that stuff’s perplexing;
    I’mma spill his blood and guts over the crowd when I’ve fucking wrecked him,
    Gon’ see parts of Celph on other people, since he’s just projecting.

    For fuck’s sake, you always sounding somber and serious.
    I’m looking down on Celph, like an out of body experience.

    No I ain’t your homes, never one to dwell,
    You get pissed when I diss religion, and it’s fun as hell,
    You still ain’t learned your lesson, guess your teacher’s dumb as well,
    And you really should’ve taut yourcelph how to fucking spell.
    Idiot.
    Last edited by Virbius; December 1st, 2023 at 04:33 PM

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    Re: Keystyle Cypher!

    *Looks at watch* ... That time again, huh. Alright.


    Ya know, I'd imagine you be perplexed...
    As well as everybody that will read your text...
    Only person projecting is you, on to me, if you think we impressed...
    Shit is easy, yes... when V connects
    like web traffic searches, with every line that he redirects...
    You get it? No, I don't want get it, V.
    Only thing you don't get is I'm a legend, B. Something you'll frankly, never be.
    Oh wait, I do get it, another pathetic meme.
    Oh wait, another stupid ass name flip to end your scheme...
    Because, ya know, that's just something we've never seen...
    Stfu faggot... what are you, 17?
    Program ain't up to par, get you a better screen...
    Who's protecting Narvell & Drak?
    I was protecting you from them as soon as you started to rap...
    Told me to stop hitting on garbage bars, 'cuz garbage bars don't hit back...
    Well, case and point... I proved them wrong...
    They do... just not like I thought they would, so, I'm moving on.
    Syke. Time to take out the trash.
    Couldn't move in time & space with your foot placed on the gas.
    Talking about flames - I'm aghast.
    You ain't gonna last a day the way that he berated your ass...
    But I guess you can say you're finally at your destination, at last... !
    Pussy... fuck your bracket explanations...
    Like they're supposed to exemplify your texting statements...
    Even with that addition, they're just as basic...
    No depth to trace with... Counting on Celph as team?
    Jesus christ, somebody help him scheme...
    Before he melts between that pseudo-agenda he's pushing for Celph, each theme...

    (/ Celph each theme... get it... did I do that right? Shut up.)

    Like, that was a cool flip... you ain't my Holmes...
    Your estate is lacking the tools to actually do shit...
    Property value... see it as it's dropping around you...
    Didn't want to pick on you, but I'm awfully proud to...
    TBH, I could care less about religion, or deity discourse...
    I just seen it as a reason to diss your
    menial diss, 'cuz even Raptor Jesus could see that it's piss poor...
    I mean, full bladder emptied...
    Beat this pussy to death, shit, PETA won't have to tempt me..
    Talking about gas, yo Virb, that's a ten speed...
    (/Lens) (/Sight) .... cool, your (/pens) (/light)
    This is the end, 'like they must have dragged me in a pretend fight...
    With a linguistic moron... suicide... sewer side?
    Brain cells left? Not even two, inside.
    His mind is looking for who survived (/nobody)
    Can't even have a funeral for 'em... not even sure they existed...
    Nah, you can see them winking inside every word that he spits with...
    From what I observed, he's artistic...
    No, wait, read that back... from what I have served, he's autistic..
    (/ Get it!? HUH!?)
    Nah seriously, though. No comparison, shit's embarrassing
    Cuz he swears that he's dope.
    No rhythm there - Narvell's pic could better 'carry a note'...
    No punchline needed - but here's the joke
    Scratch it out, read the lyrics, but there's barely a quote...
    Fuck it... you've been a master of saying nothing....
    Thinking that you're deep... that's a 'grave' assumption...
    One punch to his frame will cause a brain malfunction...
    Watch the circuitry fry... but nothing personal
    Your stupid verses aside? You working to find the cracks...
    in the armor, yet it ain't worth it to try...


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  3. #1098

    Re: Keystyle Cypher!

    Quote Originally Posted by Virbius View Post
    Psst, Narvell...
    You realise they’re all laughing at you coz you’re wack, right?
    If they saying it’s flames when it blew (/blue), that’s a gas light.
    You think Len’s (/lens) helping you? best check the damn site (/sight).
    This is rap battles dot com, not chat nice, aww nobody gives a shit ‘bout your sad plight, bitch quit whining and put up a damn fight.
    Narvell sounding like a motivational speaker, it’s a healthy theme,
    I guess it means that’s why he’s counting on Celph as-team (/self-esteem).

    Celph,
    I ain’t reading all that.
    I’m happy for you though.
    Or sorry that happened...

    Wait, uh, can you guess the theme?
    Check yourself Celph and you’ll get the meme.
    (Said ‘self celph’ / ‘me’me’... yeah you get it?)
    (Nah you’re too stupid. ah forget it.)

    I just read ahead and checked the end...
    You said...
    “They’ll find flesh in the drain”... Hmm, you decide,
    How I’m killin Celph... his body gon’ be sewer-side.

    I mean, really? Narvell? Drak?
    Why’s it always the weakest ones here that he loves protecting?
    Saying I’m the one who’s Celph obsessed? that stuff’s perplexing;
    I’mma spill his blood and guts over the crowd when I’ve fucking wrecked him,
    Gon’ see parts of Celph on other people, since he’s just projecting.

    For fuck’s sake, you always sounding somber and serious.
    I’m looking down on Celph, like an out of body experience.

    No I ain’t your homes, never one to dwell,
    You get pissed when I diss religion, and it’s fun as hell,
    You still ain’t learned your lesson, guess your teacher’s dumb as well,
    And you really should’ve taut yourcelph how to fucking spell.
    Idiot.
    This is the type of guy that would get stabbed and claim he killed the knife.

  4. #1099

    Re: Keystyle Cypher!

    I don't know you Virbius but if you
    Want beef then I got the flames,
    Like mortal combat I give you a
    Rap battle fatality.

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