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    Re: Rhyme Cypher

    If there's no egg on ya spoon you can't win the race,
    6 million ways to die, your girl chose hard dick to face,
    I used to mumble rap as MC articulate,
    This bar is a waste,
    But still some shit ya never heard like "aren't gingers great?",
    My life is circular I'm bored a half inche away from the nuclear-propelled dart tips of fate, I've already char-grilled the steak but I'm telling this bunch of starved kids to wait while I carve dinner plates from large cliffs of slate,
    I asked my friend "how did your cancer start", "sphincter pain",
    "haha, sphincter, gay"

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    Re: Rhyme Cypher

    These punches swell ya brain like meningitis
    I been the tightest
    Just gimme a pen/papyrus
    Ill commence the writin, Flow like the River Tigres
    Everything I touch goes gold, swear Im kin to Midas
    Damn sick I transmit the virus- COVID symptom high-risk
    I aint talking no high tech locks or cryptic spy shit
    When this beam line up & it pops after it hits ya iris

    Next rhyme -accelerate

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    Re: Rhyme Cypher

    I saw your mum's snatch centre page of a mag meant for apes,
    Cunt so repulsive her crabs levitate, tryna team up with her head lice for a tandem escape,
    I faked being French to charm girls like "I'm Bag Men da lay",
    then instantly realised that's hella gay,
    The moment of embarrassment fast fell away
    thanks to the comforting smell of putrescine and flesh decay
    reminding me they've been dead for the last seven days,
    I'm pullin out the stops as I accelerate, in a lifelong one man back pedal race,
    I'm not someone you can educate, I'm the type to do no work and get an A
    telling my tutor my behaviour is an abject display
    when the snitch in temporal philosophy class said I'm late

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    Re: Rhyme Cypher

    Quote Originally Posted by Bag Mandela View Post

    Next rhyme - Negro Viking

    Please no typing...
    In your rhymes I see no nice schemes
    You must be higher than chemo pricing
    Ya punches? Be those light swings
    But mine? These blows might sting
    I go beast mode fighting
    N leave foes writhing n after three 'bows striking
    I leave em out cold like below zero hiking

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    Re: Rhyme Cypher

    Cold in the cut like an eskimo samurai,
    I'm wanted in Israel, Mexico, Palestine
    For building rebel fortresses with set-in-stone paradigms,
    Don't know if I'd be a great tennis coach, haven't tried,
    I meant rugby
    I stay half steppin, not every semitones black n white,
    Here, I got you a jelly mould, faggot size,
    Your rap name should be MC I wore a petticoat and some tights
    whilst starring in a show called The Menny Hoes Pantomime,
    You been spending most your life living in an Elvish scroll paradise,
    I'll say "impressive bro, that was nice"
    when you endure an ever so gallant flight
    To answer the question can a heavy boat paraglide?
    Rest assured your mum's gettin a sexy swole man tonight,
    But you're misguided if you think lemmings don't have a life

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    Re: Rhyme Cypher

    Catch you on the front porch of ya pad
    Suplex you onto the stairs, a horrible crash
    Just so I can put you thru the steps like its choreographed
    You know the routine, Ill grab the .40 & blast
    Grubhub w/ the beef..Im atcha door with it, Bag
    Ya horrid w/ raps & ya punches are the poorest attacks
    You're the fence around the landfill..Ya bordering trash
    More then just bad.. Unfortunate, Sad,
    And boringly whack. Were forced to react w/snoring & naps

    Next Rhyme - Hieroglyphics

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    Phalanx... seems you write your lines like five a minute, fucking vexed, rushin’ text, like, try Cyrillic.
    Of course the rhyme scheme’s hieroglyphics; now I’m talkin with ‘Anx (ankhs) so the line’s specific.
    Shit I spit is quite acidic, when I’m checking Ph’, it’s scientific.
    Ay for sure I break the law, defying physics.
    That was light like white acrylic.
    On my Dignitas shit, putting on some kinda clinic.
    This guy’s a spiteful cynic, he’s a tired gimmick,
    Me, I’m terrific, and real recognise real so I’m a biased critic.

    Ay, yo, my mind’s like Simon Phillips’ mixed with Brian Brillig’s..
    Shit bitch, I’m the Tyson Winnick of making up fake names just to rhyme a lyric.

    I just got back from my dealer’s gaff, it was a flying visit,
    Now how high am I gonna get? the sky’s the limit.

    Next rhyme: folding table
    Last edited by Virbius; November 25th, 2022 at 06:07 PM

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    Re: Rhyme Cypher

    Dudley bros but Im cold w/ angles
    Catch a direct trip through a folding table
    Im so unstable
    Dont care if my foes old/disabled
    Ill make sure their throats is mangled
    Im a Titan swear my coach is Vrabel
    Me & your girl had a connection, it was oh so fateful
    From my house to her box on the dl, she's poaching cable
    Had her doing shit you didn't know the hoe was able

    Next Rhyme - Periscope

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    Two lines o flow, plumb tha depths, so elemental, check tha fire I emote
    Keep tha comp seekin exits, screaming up periscope
    Slave to this rhyme, gotta grind til I die, so cold I make ya shiver, ta stay alive wear a coat
    Im not MOnocular, four times BInocular, DJengo snatch ya off tha block, leave body strewn cross tha floor
    PAIRoscopes trianglate, target deep into ya core, and blow tha hairs outta ya pores
    Ta hell wit battles, I prefer unmitigated wars

    Next Rhyme: Calamus

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    Re: Rhyme Cypher

    You know what almost rhymes with callumus?
    Dallas sucks. Commanders Fan & proud & fuck.
    My calibre is powered up. More complex than calculus
    You looking like a powderpuff
    Promise you get ground to dust
    Pal yal fucked if I cause that 40 cal to bust

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    Ay, you ain’t left a next rhyme... pfft, amateurs.
    Well ain’t that calamitous.
    Fine, I’ll stick with ‘calamus’.
    I’ll revive the cypher, analogous to Lazarus, miraculous.
    You can count on my lines, kinda like an abacus.
    If anyone’s thinking writers here are talentless
    I’ll make a point and change your mind; I’ll stick a shiv into your thalamus.
    They say ‘sticks and stones can break our bones but words can never damage us’,
    So I beat em about the head with encyclopaedia brittanicas.
    I write with arrogance, animus and adequate extravagance.
    My weapons like some shit from Adaptus Mechanicus.
    I’m snapping like some cameras...
    Any fascist cunt’s gon get the .40 calibers, when I see the fash an’ shoot; I make violence seem glamorous.

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    Really, slice & dice? Sometimes I think you guys are like
    trying to think of trash suggestions like: “recycle, ight?”
    Since she said it’s twice as tight, her shitter’s where I piped your wife
    Now she lives that “bulk rate from Sam’s” adult diaper life
    She took me to a Marvel flick I bet the crowds in China liked
    So she could eat my dick all through the movie like it’s Mike & Ike’s
    Breath like a cumsock, but Marvel sucks so I just might
    Send that whore home with no Scope like iron sights
    If the opps feel anemic, I can help em get they iron right
    Keep a custom auto in my corner, call me Iron Mike
    I’m rich enough to fill your neighborhood with blight and strife
    and buy a blimp to float above your block to watch the firefights
    Copped an extra Benz cause sheeit fuck it, two’s twice as nice
    If I wreck one, I Will helm the Second- that’s my Kaiser ride
    Met this hoe from India when I was drunk & swipin’ right
    She’s an ethnic introvert, a brown recluse, my lil’ spider bite <3
    Met your mom in Idaho, asked her if she likes to hike
    She saw the yellow stones, started squirtin’ like a geyser might
    Fucked her in the living room like bitch, you gon die tonight
    Fucked her in the kitchen, counter movin’ like a Geiger spike
    Fucked her in the tub, got some shower head, she likes the pipe
    By the time we made it to the bedroom, it was nighty night
    At the rate we’re going, society it might just die
    Civilization went stupid in the West, call it Tiger Ty
    Almost stupid as an evening spent posting cypher rhymes-
    thumbs tapping on the glass I have before my face like a mime
    Reaching in my coat like I’m Napoleon, the 9’s inside
    Even my grandmama got a llama- call me Dynamite
    Fade the air marshals if they muggin’, call it fight or flight
    Sparkin’ burners at a clique, call that shit a pilot light


    Ancient empires
    Last edited by MARION MOTLEY; January 12th, 2023 at 09:12 PM

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    Re: Rhyme Cypher

    She call my dick vindaloo it caused anal hell fire,
    Now her rim's so wide she came with stretched tyres,
    Bitches see how I'm dressed then faint n expire,
    I got pass out fashion like H&M flyers,
    Feds try to intimidate n enquire so I become a pathological nature-esque liar,
    they couldn't make me talk with razor edged pliers, but got you singing with a baton like majorette choirs,
    Took a break to get clean cuz my days were spent wired then brought it back real old school like tape casette hire

    Next Rhyme: Kunimitsu

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    Re: Rhyme Cypher

    If I'm beefing with you Otaku virgin gang sushi kit goobs
    I'll send my furry bitch with the fox mask, you'll think it's Kunimitsu
    What a groovy sick blue, I mean a Booby's skin hue
    I just mention that cause I'm building Snoop a crip zoo
    Winnie in Imax: I'll take a truly big Poo
    Go to wipe and there's no shit: that's a Dookie glitch, true
    I'm a big deal in Sweden, all my groupies 6'2:
    look like Rogue from X-men cept with mutant tits too
    Bump John Mayer in the 'telly doin' poopy shit to
    your Suzie Miscue, floozie bitch "boo" ya lil goofy simp, you
    Bitch fell for my brainwashing like the loonies did Q
    Now like vistas from the villa, she got truly sick views
    Chloroform the bowl, servin' bitches fumey fish stew
    That's the Sole ingredient I need to scooch me dick through
    My cheating homie made sure his stupid chick knew
    Cuz he got that dawg in him like he boofed a shih tzu
    My side piece from Palestine she got juicy lips, ooh
    Have her bustin' faster than Israeli Uzi clips do
    According to my drunk history prof who had a doobie lit too
    Holocaust denial's like hard seltzer: it's some newbie shit dude
    cause the Final Solution's something that they Truly did do
    Neo nazi propagandists you can't fool me: RIP Jews
    With mods like these, man I knew we'd get through
    Who can save the site this Millenium, Phal Can like Chewy's his crew

    Emperor Palpatine
    Last edited by MARION MOTLEY; February 6th, 2023 at 09:16 AM

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    Re: Rhyme Cypher

    Im in my church as I connect with a magazine
    like secular manga fiends,
    I'm on a quest to the facts beneath
    the questions n answers we accept as reality,
    I came to dance watch as I step to a salsa beat & respect the pachanga scene,
    I bang catwalk hoes with a hencher than average D,
    Big in modelling material like the invention of plasticine,
    Deep throat my dick so long the way I'm resting my knackers be
    rubbing her foundation til they resemble a tangerine,
    I slit a man's neck n the gash'll stream
    all over his front room n make his tele a plasma screen,
    Emperor palpatine's a regular man to me cuz I'm darker than the future of investments in fax machines

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