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    Radioactive loser.
    can be a microphone abuser.
    or was a drug user.
    but he is not a loser.
    he will not lose her.
    you know he choosed her.

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    Fuck the dude who had a knife for Patrick,
    That shit makes me want to grab a 9 or matic n kick in his door screaming there's no time for panic you're bout to die ya faggit,
    Check check name check, hi to Radek & Igor Stanic,
    Asked a bitch if she wanted the pipe or rabbit,
    I shake rooms n it's seismographic not via rappin but rather when I showed the ho my mighty phallic giant package, dropped out my hand hit the bathroom tile n cracked it, a local quarry experienced a landslide in fact it both did & didn't cause minor damage,
    Something that drives me kind of manic:
    Why do we say Icelandic but not Irelandic?

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    I’m a gentle lover and oh no, I didn’t stutter
    Nana, aunt, ya sister, mother? I’ma slap and titty fuck her
    Claw marks down her back, yank her hair and split the rubber
    Last Tango in Paris, bite the pillow, get the butter
    Otherwise we bout to smell her sphincter skin get ruptured
    I brung Viagra dick, and I don’t need a friggin fluffer
    I’ll take a virgin bitch, let her suck the dick and stuff her
    Until her walls so loose, it feels like I’m fistin cupboards
    Got Bollywood bitches in my kitchen skimmin’ butter
    Tell em keep the pan-near, don’t care what these bitches mutter
    Take a bright-eyed bitch with a glow and dim her luster
    “What happened to that hoe?”... “Man, my chick just cucked her”
    English teachers creamin’ panties off my sentence structure
    Swirlies in the toilet, told her she’s the shit and flushed her
    Now she’s my sex slave, oops I meant my live-in butler
    Make her clean my house then violate her with the duster

    Hopeless romantic

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    All I do is make tutorials on how to grow ya own cabbage,
    Get cabbage seed & open the packet, then in soil make a 2cm hole n go plant it, hard
    The only reason I'm a hopeless romantic's cuz my boners so massive that hos get swole fannys,
    If I find anyone calling tracks by post Malone "classic",
    I'm down to go one extra chromosome spastic,
    They know I'm mean cuz in winter they wear overcoats, jackets,
    N I walk round with exposed shoulders, no blanket,
    Plus I sell coke so white, whatever you want, it's motorhome has it

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    I’m nice, like, I hope you have a damn fine day.
    I’m chivalrous as shit, I treat skanks like babes.
    I ‘ohne dich’; since the Rammstein craze
    I got more gothic chicks than an Anne Rice play.

    I’m a grand high mage, this is mankind’s grave.
    I’mma break it down, like, amylase.
    [Insert a random rap-type phrase]
    Brap!

    I got a degree in weed... that dank high grade.
    Shit’s as dank as a bad guy’s cave.
    I’m straight from one tree to the next, like a slackline stays.
    I get so high, I ain’t pass by jays,
    Getting high with these Zigzags, how a jacksnipe sways.
    Act tilted, you’ll get smacked sideways.
    Brits salute me, or bad luck... it’s my magpie phase...
    I might come through your window rocking some black/white shades of drab light greys, be like ‘that’s mine, hey!’ as I steal some shiny shit, and make your nan my bae,
    She a snacc like Lays.
    Got more cold content than some stacked ice trays.
    Got more cold content than a damn ice age.
    You sure got guts for a cuck, like lamb tripe braised.

    It’s a murder scene: when I catch my prey the jackknife slays or the gats might spray...
    And you think you V’? that’s right, ay... when the cops show up they’ll need blacklight rays.

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    Last edited by Virbius; September 24th, 2022 at 10:41 AM

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    Lol that was tight. Some talented peeps ITT

    My side hoe look like Cleopatra but the bitch a nerd
    Hourglass figure, it don’t matter, she still gettin’ curved
    Date rape fetish, so a roofie’s what I slipped to her
    By Song 2 she mumbled “Woo-Hoo”, but the shit’s a Blur
    Yeah I like ‘em insecure, not to mention thiccc fa sher
    They take the bait, I’ma reel em in, that’s a fishin’ lurr
    Psycho bitches going Al Green like “the grits are served”
    Insert pun here bout the sickness, yeah the shit’s Disturbed
    Only time your ass impacted shit was your thickest turd
    Hibachi chef cleavers to your rhyme book just to mince your words
    Molars to the street, peep the damage that my Timbs confer
    Plagiarism on a tough assignment how he bit the curb
    This shotgun got a good spread, call it Billy Burr
    Get your city burnt for talkin’ like them cats in Philly were
    OT with the hustle, I was grammin’ out the bricks, absurd
    Now ya boy don’t gotta lift a finger just to flip a bird


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    Last edited by MARION MOTLEY; September 24th, 2022 at 01:36 PM

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    You sell more when you die and my money's hella long since I put a leper on a country western song,
    Catch me imitating ya dad waking up in bed at 1 wiping the stain off my face from a dutty femidom walking to the kitchen with a woman's leopard thong & a scruffy sweater on,
    throwing the TV at my kids like "ere, ya tubby telly nonce, where's my fuckin stella gone?"
    I don't have many Asian mates, just this extra dong,
    I fucked a bitch with OCD, or rather she made me buss with metal prongs,
    Catch me making a real life Moltres at a public centre pond by chucking petrol bombs at a fully feathered swan

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    That was fucking class, like a smutty professor.
    I lost Count of my lovers... even fucked a Contessa.
    I got inside her drawers, like a bundle of letters stuffed in a dresser, from your girl, coz she wants me to hug and caress her,
    On her knees til she suffers a ruptured patella,
    We considered marriage, we discussed it together...
    Finally tied the knot... in a couple of tethers, now I keep her restrained in my dungeons and cellars.

    I met this one chick, Michelle, we spent the summer semester and I fucked her in public, just to impress her, I smashed ‘chelle’, yeah, I can bust a nut under pressure.
    Spilling more of my seed than if we punctured a thresher.
    Money can’t buy love, that’s what others’ll tell ya, but they also say that for under a tenner I can get some head from your mother in Leicester
    or whatever the fuck you from. I don’t care cuz.

    I titfucked your bitch, shuddered with pleasure, splashed on her face and suddenly tremored... My seamen on her boat, now I come to remember, her exe a mark and spotted us, I grunted with pleasure, coz buried deep in her chest, it was something to treasure.

    A funny fucker, I even made love to a jester,
    That hoe hoed, he, he’d must’ve impressed her.
    Leave you seeing stars if you try touching my stella.
    I call coke ‘snow’... that’s a pun and it’s clever, coz I keep blow-in my nose like I’m under the weather.

    Ay...
    I ain’t been here in what seems like fucking forever...
    I been off in Asgard smoking skunk with the Aesir, I been so high I was up in the aether, I been with your girl on the moors making love in the heather, I been off hunting snakes in the jungles of Kenya, if you had boas round your neck it’s just colourful feathers... I been away on a couple drunken endeavours... now I’m back motherfuckers and I’m dumber than ever.

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    Last edited by Virbius; September 30th, 2022 at 08:55 PM

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    I'm pissing out jewels and spitting out amethysts
    Dishin' out pain like everyone else is a masochist
    I'll make you think twice of waging war like a pacifist
    Put your face down in the dirt more than a nature activist
    My rhymes are more raw and naked than a naturist
    I'm always a step ahead like a strategist
    I always spark the best in others like a catalyst
    Quick to judge others like a panelist
    I can gather and interpret your bullshit quicker than an analyst
    I've played my hand and put forth my chips so I'm cashing in
    I'm bigger than Dolly Parton and her massive tits

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    Do I like my ass eaten? I'll tell you when I've lubed this gerbil,
    I'm on private shit more than a nudist colenol,
    I'd beat Tyson fury purple,
    If the domain of battle we assume is wordle,
    I sense danger n pop out a shell like a stupid turtle,
    I got turned down by a German bitch called Julie Merkel,
    My rage boiled over & grew infernal,
    Like going to Honolulu in thermals,
    I showed her some texts from some fruity birds as a crude referral in the hope I'd overcome this human hurdle, reassuring her I don't want kids it's just a lewd rehearsal, she said yes, then laughed n made a huge reversal,
    so I pulled my strap, told her that was truly hurtful n she got aired after nein like a rude commercial

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    Jeeeesus bro, like, props to Judah.
    (fuck religion, god’s a groomer).
    I’m Tyson Fury’s boxing tutor.
    You fucked Julie Merkel? It’s not a rumour?
    You sure it wasn’t Tomas Grüber?
    Fam, you got a lot of humour, but I called your hoe ‘hoe’ and it did NOT amuse her.
    Nah I had that bitch in stitches ...when she got a suture.
    I posed as a fashion photographer, ‘Hi I’m Dom De Souza’,
    ‘Damn you look gorgeous girl I gotta shoot ya’,
    ‘Oh you were expecting a camera, not bazooka?’
    What a schmoozer...
    I said ‘Hi, I docked a schooner off Aruba’...
    She said ‘wow you’re a doctor?’... I could not refuse her...
    So I said ‘yeah let me feel your tits in case you’ve got a tumour’.
    I’m all about the dead presidents, but often cruder... fuck it, my snuff flicks’d shock Zapruder.
    I fucked my psychic, she thought we’d got a future.
    I fucked a non-binary bitch, met her on computer.
    I’ll bathe your dog in spot remover.
    Going out on a high note, coz my top manoeuvre... smoking crack from a concert tuba.

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    Re: Rhyme Cypher

    To do:
    -Write religion
    -Make life decisions
    -Give Thomas Grüber reichognition
    -Go on YouTube & dislike magicians
    -Visit park on windy day to cause kite collisions & establish reputation as a violent villain
    -Coat the exterior of neighbours wife in jism in their Vauxhall Corsa white edition. If push-button start: lock gear stick in drive position, if not: snap key inside ignition.
    -If neighbour implies suspicion feign cancer, followed by remission.

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    “Prime Minister, what are your party’s political policies to attract the nation?”
    “Tax evasion. Thatcher admiration. International bad relations. We’ll turn up at a poor household and steal a pan of bacon, give it to our banker mates an’... maybe visit local hospitals and stab some cancer patients.”
    “Ah here’s the chancellor, would you care to add a statement?”
    “Yes I’d like to give my thanks to Satan.”

    Liz Truss’s protestors lack imagination, I’d shove an air hose up her bum since she’s into mass inflation.

    Those shites like price hikes, the facts are blatant, hiked so high I coulda crossed the Appalachians on a planned vacation for what I just spent on my covid victim nan’s cremation.
    We freezing while they keep it hot as hell in their mansion basements.
    There are the rich and the poor, it’s a problem, and my aspiration... shifting digits til both sides are equal like a maths equation.

    They asset stripping, bad actors like Channing Tatum.
    Wage slaves stay waiting for emancipation.
    The rich want a tax cut, nah they can have attacks laceration from my shank serrations.
    And the king gon lose his crown if not by abdication then decapitation.

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    I'll run up in PETA and stab a labradoodle
    Then run up on my bunkie and stab him for a pack of noodles
    Cops on the shoulder 'searching engines' like Google
    But them fools can't find the tool, blew off, told 'em toodles
    My girl had a .22 stuffed up her in her cooch, yo
    Plus a couple baggies of that work stuffed up in her culo
    On the block opps couldn't fuck with me, my reaction was too brutal
    Was 'good' at making shit 'ugly', call me Lee Van Cleef, Il Brutto
    Too smooth, yo, always armed and ready, reaction's calm and deadly
    Armor heavy, experienced from going to war with many
    Blow an opp's head off and pour out remy
    So foul, I'd smack Pap's head off and whore out Remy
    But I kid, it's just my hilarious nature
    Scoop ya bitch cuz she's now rockin' with flavor
    These days, dudes is spittin' alotta fugaz', bruh
    I better chill, cuz I just might catch a new case, bruh...!

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    3rd litre of acid n still shit visuals,
    I mostly talk bitches n money I'm billingual,
    I'm cautious of my navel odour it's instinctual,
    When the masses rise up I hope we make rich kids duel,
    Holla 4 Raw flake, dank bud & still-tinned gruel,
    I'm in a place so dark it's twinned with cruel,
    I wonder if the blue pill was really stiff dick fuel,
    I was in a snuff film called snow white and the 26 inch muel in 1974 n still live off residuals

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