When was the last time you fucked? Oral? Anal?

[◄Patʁone►]

lmfao@this thread.. we all know Ryan don't get none.. Toobs either.. ugly fuckers =)
My girl was never (EVER) down for anal.. said that shit was torture.
After... 2.. lol yea 2 years of being really gentle.. she started liking it.
Fastest way to make a chick cum is thru her ass... I promise.
It just does'nt tighten up as fast as the vagina.. which kind of sucks.
It's tightness is what is so great about it.. but doggystyle you still gotta
go gentle and you get that duke stench which really turns me off.
I can smell pussy all day... but ass, lol na man that shits for the birds.

Oral sex for me is great, both ways.. I love to eat pussy.. it's an art for me. =)
The best head is road head... behind your tinted windows in a crowded downtown
area like whoa.. I've always wondered what the car behind me was seeing..
Just a head shadow over my center consul with extreme latitudinal movement.. lol

Sex is great.. I've been wanting one of those leather swings too.
Tryin to get acrobatic with my shit..

PS: Be courteous to your neighbors.. stuff a fucking pillow behind the backboard
of your bed.. or turn the surround sound on and put on an action flick.. lol kind of
embarrasing when they complain about the noise and you open your door and
the stench of sex just blows out of your living room.

I get oral and anal everytime I part the landing strip.. that's what happens
when you have a bad bitch..

[Ghost Smoke]

Oral...3 nights ago. Fucking some pussy it been like 3 days to haha but anal been like 4 months.

[El Chapo]

lmfao@this thread.. we all know Ryan don't get none.. Toobs either.. ugly fuckers =)
My girl was never (EVER) down for anal.. said that shit was torture.
After... 2.. lol yea 2 years of being really gentle.. she started liking it.
Fastest way to make a chick cum is thru her ass... I promise.
It just does'nt tighten up as fast as the vagina.. which kind of sucks.
It's tightness is what is so great about it.. but doggystyle you still gotta
go gentle and you get that duke stench which really turns me off.
I can smell pussy all day... but ass, lol na man that shits for the birds.

Oral sex for me is great, both ways.. I love to eat pussy.. it's an art for me. =)
The best head is road head... behind your tinted windows in a crowded downtown
area like whoa.. I've always wondered what the car behind me was seeing..
Just a head shadow over my center consul with extreme latitudinal movement.. lol

Sex is great.. I've been wanting one of those leather swings too.
Tryin to get acrobatic with my shit..

PS: Be courteous to your neighbors.. stuff a fucking pillow behind the backboard
of your bed.. or turn the surround sound on and put on an action flick.. lol kind of
embarrasing when they complain about the noise and you open your door and
the stench of sex just blows out of your living room.

I get oral and anal everytime I part the landing strip.. that's what happens
when you have a bad bitch..

You, my friend, are really getting it.

And with that said, I have started a new phrase...instead of /nohomo


it's





/No :doofy:

[◄Patʁone►]

I have a story to tell...

Melyssa Ford has always been a bad :doofy: but recently I've come to a better :doofy: that puts every other :doofy: to shame... this :doofy: has an :goober: to die for.. that :doofy: will make your :bedroom: harder than five :doofy: 's having an orgy in your backseat with your entire car smelling like :goober: .....

[Spoken Deity]

Ass is a no-no.
Oral? 2-3 days ago.

[ShaDoWLesS]

lol deff ain't down with anal, might as be gay at that point haha... "thats nasty" - cleveland brown haha

Been about 3 years since I did anything

[abiona]

I have a story to tell...

Melyssa Ford has always been a bad :doofy: but recently I've come to a better :doofy: that puts every other :doofy: to shame... this :doofy: has an :goober: to die for.. that :doofy: will make your :bedroom: harder than five :doofy: 's having an orgy in your backseat with your entire car smelling like .....

That made me :hosea1: until I :hosea2:

[Ryan]

lmfao@this thread.. we all know Ryan don't get none.. Toobs either.. ugly fuckers =)
My girl was never (EVER) down for anal.. said that shit was torture.
After... 2.. lol yea 2 years of being really gentle.. she started liking it.
Fastest way to make a chick cum is thru her ass... I promise.
It just does'nt tighten up as fast as the vagina.. which kind of sucks.
It's tightness is what is so great about it.. but doggystyle you still gotta
go gentle and you get that duke stench which really turns me off.
I can smell pussy all day... but ass, lol na man that shits for the birds.

Oral sex for me is great, both ways.. I love to eat pussy.. it's an art for me. =)
The best head is road head... behind your tinted windows in a crowded downtown
area like whoa.. I've always wondered what the car behind me was seeing..
Just a head shadow over my center consul with extreme latitudinal movement.. lol

Sex is great.. I've been wanting one of those leather swings too.
Tryin to get acrobatic with my shit..

PS: Be courteous to your neighbors.. stuff a fucking pillow behind the backboard
of your bed.. or turn the surround sound on and put on an action flick.. lol kind of
embarrasing when they complain about the noise and you open your door and
the stench of sex just blows out of your living room.

I get oral and anal everytime I part the landing strip.. that's what happens
when you have a bad bitch..

Ive never gotten road head. My girl wont do it. Fuckin weaksauce.

Can I borrow your wife for a while? :swaggz:

[◄Patʁone►]

That's because nobody wants to touch your little pink pecker :boonigga:

[El Chapo]

Ryan is one sad ginger snap.

[Cody Nash]

never done anal :-\



but I got blowed yesterday

[Ryan]

Lol @ pink pecker. I like to refer to it as apricot.

[Leonidas]

Never anal
Oral, 1-2 weeks ago
Va-ja-ja, today

[Toobs]

i dont like road head man....i dont wanna have to pay attention while im gettin head...i wanna just lean back, and punch the bitch in the....wait...i mean, just lean back and get some head....

and who you callin ugly patrone....fool, you look like your mother was a camel!!
i definitely get pussy, when i want pussy....i aint denying that im not the greatest looking man in the world...but we all know im slick with the tongue...and thats all it takes....and no, i dont mean pussy licking...ive said before im not a scuba diver...

and all of you sittin in here saying you dont like anal, and its nasty and blah blah, i bet youve never tried it....and if you have, id bet you didnt get to do that shit with a female who enjoyed it....
cum in a bitchs ass one time......pussy will never feel the same....it'll still be good, but youll want more of her browneye...that shitll start winking at you while your fuckin...you might even start stickin a finger in it while your pounding the vag...

[Bobby Light]

I was just thinking about sex, and just thought about how I've never done anal with a chick.

And I haven't had a blowjob in a while. Like maybe in a month?


How about everyone else?

how can we even believe ur mariginally str8 with a sig like that. that prolly the most homo sig i ever seen. lol