jokes

[Black Magic]

What's grosser than gross?
You eat a bowl of cornflakes and then find out that your brother's scab collection is missing.

[Black Magic]

What's grosser than gross?
Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue.

What's even grosser than that?
When one of them throws up.

[Black Magic]

What's grosser than gross?
Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.

What's grosser than that?
Finding a used condom on the bottom of a mayonnaise jar.

What's grosser than that?
When you open the refigerator and the rump rost farts in your face.

You want to know what's grosser than that?
When you sit on your grandpa's lap and he pops a boner.

But the one thing that is grosser than that is when you are siting on your grandma's lap and she pops a boner.

[Black Magic]

What's grosser than gross?
Ten babies in one mail box.

What's grosser than that?
One baby in ten mailboxes.

What's grosser than that?
Biting into a pickle and finding a vein.

What's grosser than that?
A cheerleader doing a split and sticking to the floor.

What's grosser than that?
A girl thinking she has crabs only to find it's fruit flies because her cherry rotted.

[Black Magic]

What's grosser than gross?
When you throw your underwear and it sticks to the wall.

What's grosser than that?

When you come back an hour later and it's moved up three feet

[Black Magic]

Why did God give women belly buttons?
For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.

[Black Magic]

And my big finale..............What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

[acryonym]

freeeeposter u culda but those all in one post..

1/4 of those were funny also. now chicken is the best.

[Kaput Mundi]

Osama Bin Laden decides to visit Italy and goes sightseeing...he comes across the leaning tower of Pisa...takes a deep look and says:"Amateurs!"

[inspire]

A stoner walks into a 7-11 and asks the clerk, "Got any weed?"
The clerk responds, "Hell no, you damn stoner."
The next day the stoner returns he asks the clerk, "Got any weed?"
The clerk outraged, smashes the stoners head on the counter and says, "Look you stoner, if you come in here and ask if I got weed one more time I will nail your feet to the floor."
So.. the next the day the stoner walks in and asks the clerk, "Got any nails?"
The clerk says, "No."
So the stoner asks, "Got any weed?"


A girl asks her dad "Why am I called Rose?"
The father replies "Because a rose petal fell on your head when you were born"
Then her sister asks "Why am I called Lilly?"
The father replies "Because a lilly petal fell on your head when you were born"
Her brother says "ERTGTHREGERG£$%£$^£EGRD"
The father replies "Shut up cupboard."

Q: How does a blind skydiver know he is about to hit the ground?
A: He feels slack in the leash.

Q: What's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator?
A: A refrigerator doesn't moan when you put meat in it.

Q: What is white, red, and can't turn around in corners?
A: A baby with a javelin through its head.

OMFG Where does provoke get his original jokes from..






























Entensity.



Seriously you need to stop re-posting their shit.


Anyways..

Why does a woman wear white on her wedding day?










Because the man wants the dishwasher to match the fridge.

[Opinion]

why do blonde girls got bruised belly buttons?
blonde guys aren't to smart either.....

whats the only thing better then not winning the special olympics?
not being retarded

[kris]

Why did God give women belly buttons?
For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.

LMAO good one black magic