“Taking a shit at school”
aight tryin to do sumthing a lil diffrent than normal........
Try to be slick, let it out with ease
But just like nature you cant stop a breeze
Hold your nose, someone cut the cheese
Farted so hard it shook my knees....
There I was eating my rice with beans and Chocolate milk
10 min. later on the Toilet with diarrhea thin as Chinese silk
One last push I think, so I clench my teeth and push
Envisioning me taking a dump on the face of George Bush
The smell kicks in a few and the pressure turns your face blue
I should of took a dump last night, because this seems overdue
First its all hard then it turns soft and wet, slicing your inner cheeks
Only if I had plates and spoons, I could feed a small country for weeks
Flush the toilet and reach for that reliable paper, but where did it go
If u ask me I think it was abducted by a retarded U.F.O
Why you had to punish me god, Not my fault I’m always late for church
Don’t worry there’s no need to panic I’ll just get up and search
Reach for the aerosol and shake it well before use
I can feel it on my wrinkled butt cheeks, that black and blue bruise
Why don’t I just get up and clean it with water and my hand
I close my eyes maybe I can convince myself it’s a cheap brand
After all this HARD work,I found out there was toilet paper behind the seat
I scratch my ass and offer the kid behind me a little treat...
Try to be slick, let it out with ease
But just like nature you cant stop a breeze
Hold your nose, someone cut the cheese
Farted so hard it shook my knees......
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