Weapon Cypher

[Laureate]

I write deadly rhymes that go to ya head
Fuck ya up with my fountain pen
Stab ya in the eye or through the throat
If ya ever fuck wit me or you ever try to gloat
I rip Emcees whether on the mic or in text
Can't fuck wit me and my pen, were the best

Next: Zippo

[ELEETE]

^^^In reference to Need2Flow^^^
You need to watch who you talk to you Newb//
Cause the only inferior design here is you, its true//
Like this Fountain Pen that im stabbing in you//
Ill let the ink seep in your veins an flow through you//
Next time stay close to the rhyme scheme//
Your supposed to rap about yourself, not to try an deny me//
Cause your mad that im an iller Emcee//
Its ok you can try.........but you'll never be like me//

Next Weapon: Carrots

[Wielded Rage]

Care'rits?,killin emcee's wit fake spits.
Peelin rappers, with bad wits.
Dude that weapon sux and I declare it.
atleast my rhymes work and'r fare writ'
Put'a karrot in the freezer, till gets real hard.
stab ya neck, cuz ya draw'ed tha' wrong card.





Zippo, burnt the ass of hipp'o
Niggah took off runn'in real fast.
Bitch plowed straight through ya ass't
Knocked you back into phat past
Went back to 1st day in gym class.
You so dumb you couldnt even pass that.



nxt wep: skeet throw'er (the thing that pitchs skeets for you, so you can shoot them with a shotgun) for those of you that dont know

[ak-mixa]

I feel winter breezes like antarctic winds
falling like a tree branch coming off limbs
niggas are coming trying to ski on da slick ice
give me da skeet thrower and i'll shoot twice
loaded up and cocked back like a 44 glock
enough to start a cold war and make it hot
don't ever try and miss any of da bullseye targets
now da skeet thrower is bombing you hard bricks

next weapon: pitchfork

[morganism]

ima stab ak with the pitchfork he left me in the chest
to pick that weapon he's obviously an ugly hick from the mid west
ill take the fork and make some modifications
peelin 4 of the pricks down to say "fuck you" in sign language
tryin to insert the only prick left into where your heart goes
but it keeps gettin blocked by the button on your overall clothes
so stay over in the mid west where you belong
and not mess with a man from the west where beaches are filled with thongs

next weapon: tissue box

[HYPER-ACTYVE]

ill fuck u up/
with a paper cut/
by this tissue box/
that i got/
ready to get torn again/
to bust up some fake eminems/
like ya self, steadly gettin delt/
by this burnin tissue box that melts/


not much to do with a tissue box.....u know

next weapon: ya bare hands

[FlowDro]

Yo 10 fingers 2 palms, these things are just deadly,
Don't face up against this bruce-lee cat until your completely ready,
Cuz im known to slay fools, with these here BARE HANDS,
used for fighting, wacking off, and grabbing mic stands,
my knuckles are enormous, from decking fools left and right,
Give you the ONE TWO, to the dome piece, eliminating your sight

[FlowDro]

i forgot to leave a weapon, the next one is.......
a toothpick

hey sorry i didn't just edit my first post and add the next topic, i didn't even know you could

[need2flow]

I’ll need bare hands to destroy your bare rhymes
tear them apart everyone of your 8 lines
and when I’m done with them I’ll do the same to you
tearin you limb from limb, turning you red, black, and blue
but before im good and ready to dismiss you
I’d like to keep on flowin just to diss you
because when i saw you post i just saw an easy target
a bargain buy at any local food market
so next time you spit can you try a little harder
actin like a soldier when you’ve just became a martyr

Next Weapon: washing machine

[Wielded Rage]

I did both weapons to straighten things out..dang brotha' mods are gonna be pissed you didnt just edit youre last post Dro'

Toothpick and Washing Machine
Yo, Stabbed ya eye out with t-pick
Through in the washa shine, show ya'a neat trick.
Add powder, hot water,and sick wit.
Back and forth ya cant quit turn'in
Its ya life for which youre yern'in
Oh wait a sec I left the dry'er runn'in....




Nxt Wep : Rusty Saw Blade...killem niggahs

[ak-mixa]

now I see dat wielded rage don't wield weapons
making him look like he caught an HIV infection
my rusty saw blade grinds and shrieks siren sounds
I'll cut his fucking head off like 5 dietary lost pounds?
sharpen my rusty saw blade till it's adjacent
cut wielded rage's body as if I was shaving


next weapon:CD

[Wielded Rage]

Im kill ya with a fuckin CD...
Break it apart,throw a piece at each knee.
hold'in it at the right angle toward's da sun.
burnin ya' fuckin eyes out,man this is fun.
Now that you cant see,along wit two broken knees.
Throw in a an arm bar, make ya ass beg please.



nxt wep: Used Condom

[ak-mixa]

I'll use a trojan condom as many different things
probably not no gun then a niggas nut shot sling
finding expired condoms in my wallet to make you suffocate
blow on it like a ballon dis bitch better learn to try appreciate
floating in hot air with nothing but underwear on
standing right there not to stare is dat tampons?

next weapon:toothbrush

[Phoeniix]

fuckface leave a weapon. ^ i saw u talk mad shit in a battle thread but u suck.

how about....a.................rusty screw driver

wu tang styles i'd grab ya tongue and repeatedly jab the shit
trying cyphers givin a new meaning...to "take a stab at it"
I ad lib sparatic....rapid slashes....seein more blood then Tyson
Cuz too bad for you...im puncin holes...w/o a piercing liscense
Finally, this wack emcee's tongue is stabbed....rendered useless
By now im gettin into this shit....even pulled the handle through it
Ya knew it...a punishment for a forgetfull fag now go run with it
Now that im done massacring ya wit a screw driver...
....lets see if i screw will fit.

next weapon: paper. for paper cutting.

[Wielded Rage]

I'll do both weapons once again to straighen shit out...

Taka' toothbrush and lil bit'a paper
Pull'a ma'guy'va an make a auto rhyme raper..
Now my rhymes rape'ya turn ya ta vape'a
Sick ill shit automacticlly spitted..
I dont even try now, its just ma weapons witted..
Oh shit I think my battery's loooow..
Damn, now my rhmyes are gettin sloooow.



nxt wep: Battle Axe..always fun