Week 5 Round 1: Chemist(4-2) vs. puravida(0-0) vs R!can thearyz (1-1)[open for votes]

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Bill Nye the Rapper vs. Cortez w/ longer hair vs. The Narcos Fanboy (puravida a.k.a 'Plata o Plomo')
BOTW, HANDS DOWN. Naw...lemme stop, yall fruitcakes aint got the SAUCE to make this great...or do yall?
I think this battle will be interesting, to say the least. Chemist has been performing decently, and looks like he could be in the Final 8 when playoffs come. Then there's Knoxvil-...I mean, R!can. He's...bleh. I'm not impressed with his low performance this season and MAYBE this will be the battle that puts him on the map. Pura...poor Pura. This kid is the most unlucky guy to ever register on RB. I think he's got a bit of potential to rise up in the ranks, and this is his opportunity. 1-12 though, got damn my G...ain't that the name of that old school R&B group???

Anyways, I'd like to take this time to remind yall 3 that this is the 1-TWO league: meaning, yall can each write 2 bars. Just a reminder. But, if the first person to post only posts 1 bar, then so does everyone else.

@Chemist
@R!canTheoryz
@puravida

Checking In 3 ways are fucking Trash

EZ
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@Chemist @r!can theoryz
You two are battling each other. Pur didn't check in

If this coke heads tries a new style or apprach, it won't get him that far
punch'll break him down in a couple lines, that's a smash bar


I'll go by his crib & get rid of his wifey when the shotty blast her.
exposing her insides from the outside like a terminal's body scanner.

Nobody fears this prick. Thirsty for a jab? I'm throwing punches that are clearer hits,
Your just a bitch whos soda pressing change ya name to Sierra Mist
Don't play I really be in the lab cooking results always see action,
Ironic your name is chemist & can't stir enough postives to get a reaction

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Nobody fears this prick* was my opener I forgot to edit it before posting but fuck it already got sent lol

Fixed and cleaned

Dope lil battle here...
Close call but i gotta go wit who i had the better wp/np and who had the more direct hit...

V/ puravida lmfaooooo jk

Mvgt- Rican

the only punch u liked was rican's closer, which was pretty nice

other than that the shit fell flat, soda pressing/soda-anything has been done to death

v/rican

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*only punch I liked

Didn't like the sierra mist bar. The other bar from rican i liked. I liked both bars from chem


V/chem

Chemist first bar played sorry fam
Second bar not bad dope simile

Rican

Dope wordplay first bar lol
Chemist nameolay reference

V/Rican way more consistent

v/Rican

Dope closer... stole the show. Chem had two nice lines, but I just felt the weight of Ricans reaction bar was strong. Pun intended. lol.

Rican had the better bar here.. wasn't feeling Chem here .. vote-Rican.

5-1 rican