WK05: MVYG* vs. Vandersloot Manor (*Wuxia subbed for YG) (MV/Wuxia Wins)

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Team Battle
Punches due NO DUE DATES
Voting ends on NO DUE DATES

Rebuttal Option

both competitors must agree to it at time of check-in
format is A, B, B, A (A posts first, B drops next, B posts follow-up, A drops final bar)

You have 24hrs from when battle was set to agree on rebuttal battle


You know the rules, if not, refer to the rule thread.

@MV
@YG
@Preston and Ivy
@Ivy and Preston

@Ivy and Preston I'll go first and then you follow my lead.

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Originally Posted by Preston and Ivy

@Ivy and Preston I'll go first and then you follow my lead.

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Whatever. I'm going back to sleep.

@MV

my wifes all about glamor now, she eats healthy and keeps fit
your tubby wife thinks pizzazz involves stuffed crust and chicago-style deep dish

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Originally Posted by Preston and Ivy

@MV

my wifes all about glamor now, she eats healthy and keeps fit
your tubby wife thinks pizzazz involves stuffed crust and chicago-style deep dish

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@YG

I wrestled your skank gf and dicked the whore with a strap haaaaaaard
we were such a good match dave meltzer gave us four and a half stars

@Mr.Sloot

Proper decorum is:
me smashing ya wife w' curtains open so the neighbors get involved
mind your Manor, or get HMO complaints from passersby seeing ivy crawling up the wall

@Preston and Ivy

we abducted ur wife at whole foods, empty ur savings after u read this
stupid ass ivy should've ransomware safe, best to pay up or we'll hacker to pieces

Preston bar was cool.. ivy was bland

MV was a buy wordy but i fuck with it. Brokes bar was nice


V/MV/Wu

I think the second ivy and MVs bars were a bit bland
I really enjoyed the first ivy bar, funny and worded well but I think wux had the best bar with ransom ware so I’m gonna give that a nod
V/wux n mv

I think wuxia had the LOTB. dave meltzer was a bit mild and cheese thing lacked some sting. got Wuxia here with MV

I feel WU’s took both ivy and Preston’s out by himself. Although they had cool bars Wu was fire. MV was ok just a little stretched imo. Good shit y’all


Vote MV/WU

4-0 MV/Wuxia win