Rap Battle's party thread

steps in the front door*

yo, who brought the drinks?!

*turns down his music^

pops in the purple tape

walks into the backyard *

sees a group of ppl dancing *

"what it dew shawty"

You tried.

dead

I once cracked open a 24 pack of Heineken and by the end of it I was involved in a threesome with two other women.

Funny part is I don't even like Heineken all that much, but it delivered on that day.