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jus woke up 5 in da mornin//
slangin coke, life never borin//
go to tha studio, right my own shit//
dissin biggie, go eat a dick//
livin that thug life, ride n get high//
always ballin, its either ride or die//
goin to tha club, find a thick shorty//
smokin blunts, n drinkin 40's//
get ta tha house, count ma g's//
man this life is fast, wutta tease//
like biggie but im thinkin like Pac or tryin to neway
Jackie Chan
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Kung Fu Karate All That I Learned|..
Was In Rush Hour In The Scence I Almost Burned|..
Did You See The Movie Medallion|..
I Sucked At it Wild Like A Stallion|..
Am Better Than Bruce Lee Dont Question It|..
You Better Than Jackie PSHH Wheres Thhe Evidence|..
Day in the life of: A vidio camera, Hid in a bathroom and just found by an employee of Safeway.
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Isn't it ironic how I can record violence and brutality and that's okay?
But some chick finds me in safeway and runs out of the door to say:
"HOLY SHIT WHO THE FUCK DID THIS... FUCKING PERVERTS"
I'm innocent I tell you.. a pervert?....man that hurts
It's totatly cool to do that you see, I call it natural, you say invasion of privacy?
You were in a public bathroom... ironic... You should be glad I watch you pee
I'm not horny, it's not a disorder.... just sort of a fetish of my owner
It's better than printing pictures from online.. he's saves a bundle on print toner
I don't care what anyone says, fuck our relationship I can salvage it
cuz when ME and my owner is alone in the bathroom is when we are most affectionate
I feel so dirty... lol
A day in the life of a High School student
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i go to school 5 days a week/
and i barely study and still barely get any sleep.
fucking class' got me all streed out/
im just telling u thge day of a igh school student is all aobut.
im still lucky ot get hot gurls in my slu/
if not i really dun't know wat id do.
thx hot gurls
a day in the life of a bus driver
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My life is like my route.. It starts off interesting but dulls with repetition
Something's missing, driving buses can't be my life's mission
I feel like a loser, I don't know how long I can go on, fuck
Sad when only interaction I get is when people say hello or not
my parents disowned me, contemplaying suicide i tell ya
I'm oh so lonely,after a hard day I get cursed off by drunk passengers
Next topic: A life in the day of a girl (no girls reply plz)
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a day in a life of a gurl would be weird/
when u a boy u cna chill and drink beer.
gurls needs tampons/
guys need condoms.
gurls cna use the tiolet for everything/
guyz need a p hole 1 thing and a toilet foe the other thing
enuf of this gurlthingy, lets move on/
next thing is alife of a condom
lol a condom
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What the fuck did I do to get this life?
Gotta enwrap a dick and catch sperm right?
Then they jam me into caves like a fuckin miner
Sumtimes peeps even eat me like food at a diner
But the worst is goin and meeting shit
Cause Then I get discolored like I had brown pigment
Next: A Mic
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ayo ive step 2 da mic infront ov a crowd an lit a fire under their arse....
standing ther spitting ,and swetting like ive just finish gym class...
first time i hel a mic i held it tight tha mic waslike"oh no ur hurting me let go!!"...
it doesnt matter i do im always getting rymes an keeping tha flow....
look at tha guy afta i beat him an say"ur winning spree has just been tucken"....
step up and step down from da mic i just left smoken....
next subject:lol running from a fat chick!!!! lmao
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O man wtf did i do im about to get eaten
Wtf da fuck i think i see Lyricalrapper behind a bush beatin
Dis fat bitch is about to catch up and sit on me
Damn i hope she done beat the piss out me
O wellz im in her stomach now and its pretty full or crap
Dis bitch ate a mic so now its time for me to start the rap
next: a Pooperscooper (person who gets paid to pick up dog shyt off the sidewalks)
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rollin down tha streets smokin endo pickin up dog shit
laid back wit mah mind on mah dog shit and mah dog shit on mah mind
thinkin bout pickin up cat shit or some other kind
oops i juss litered hope i dont get fined
im pick it all up tanite
i hope im doin it right
mah job is so fuckin tight
wont brake mah arm cuz dog shits light
next: alien stripper
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fine since no1z gon answer da next is a phyco dat escaped from da mental hostp
Your one freepost away from being banned you topic forgeting creme tart!
~Bounce~