Knoxvile, what did you do?

You sucked cock for bus fare and then walked away... to the nearest beauty supply store. You proceeded to suck cock there for various wares from said beauty supply store to where you eventually looked like if Gene Simmons and Amy Whinehouse had a baby and they fed it only from dick-shaped objects. Once this metamorphosis was complete you went back to the bus stop and sucked another cock for bus fare but this time actually took the bus.

No, @Bags Mandela, he did not walk home.

What he did do was go to the primary bus terminal where he set up office in a stall in the mens room and left men pleasured. It started as a few but extended to dozens and as word spread it set upon a cataclysmic effect that left buses and offices unmanned, the transit hub was being neglected. People suddenly found themselves unable to get to their next destinations and this in turn led to many workplaces missing their employees.

Without lower-wage workers businesses began having to close early thus spreading to the rest of the community.
The economic damages were felt by everyone.

If only @Knox ville just walked home after sucking that cock for bus fare instead, right?

Speaking of Johnny Knoxville

What’s y’all favorite Jackass clip of his, or in general

I liked when he tried to 50-50 a rail with Clyde Singleton and Eric Koston holding him up

Only to eat shit a second later lmao

Oh no no no, this isn't referring to that fellow.

Yeah I know, just figured I would try and lighten up the mood

Oh no, you talked about setting the mood! He's gonna come with @John Noir and a bunch of guys in assless leather pants and lavender candles.


Lavender!!!

*sigh*

You win again

For now…

I do not see how I in any way emerge victorious here. Trust me, I am frowning on the inside as well as the outside.

Lmfao @ this thread